| | MOTHER RUSSIA NEEDS A DRINK(From The Onion)
"Whether throwing themselves in the line of enemy fire, succumbing to radiation poisoning, or ending it all with a single shot in a dark room, the Russians have spent 1000 years dying en masse. A tough, resilient people, Russians pride themselves on never having been conquered by anyone but Russians, who in turn have done everything in their power to wipe them out.
Centuries of hardship have shaped the national character into a cold, feelingless lump of off-gray concrete. Though Russians rarely smile and can often seem closed-off, all it takes is a little patience, two liters of vodka, and an ice pick to get them to open up."
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| | Posted 5/5/2008 10:43 PM - 0 comments
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