Hello all you dammed out there. im just sitting here, listening to queen. what a great band.

Anyway, im getting a little tired of all this red and black around the house. Hell, im not even the one who picked those colors out. That damn "While You Were Out" show came by when i was at a convention in L.A. My fucking grandmother designed the inside. I thought she did a great job. They ruined it. Its alright, they are alllll coming here when they die, I'll make them clean up the mess that they made.

VOTE TIME!!!!!

How should i have them redo my house....

1. !Pink and Purple! Hey, its a little girly but im willing to swing both ways

2. !An Under the Sea Theme! I mean, enough said, that would kick ass.

3. !Cowboys! Not my favorite, but hey, the chicks dig it.

4. !Keep it the Same! I suppose iv kinda gotten used to it.

Leave a comment and vote, I really need a vote, the whole crew is coming soon. *cough cough airplane crash cough cough*

†Satan†

well today was me and jesus's annual golf tourniment. jesus got a hole in one every time. im pretty sure he cheated. kinda like in that movie, "angels in the outfield". the angels should have lost like every game, but nnnnoooooooo, jesus came down and CHEATED. why am i the only one who sees this. they sucked, they shouldn't have won. and then that bull shit at the end of the movie,"oh yeah, forgot to tell you, we can't help at this game". b/s. when you side with me, you know what your getten. one soul for one favor. i don't throw any curvs into it. thats how it is. i still can't belive i lost. GOD DAMMIT(no pun intended). oh well, jesus knows iv got the edge in chess.

next week, jc. i'll have my luck trident

†Satan†

 Today i was thinking about my penis size. i like how wide it is, but not how long. im thinking about seeing a doctor about pills of some sort. my fucken insurance better cover it. just because your the prince of darkness doesn't mean i should have to pay higher insurance rates. im fucken immortal, i can't even get hurt. i get burnt somtimes but that doesn't count. Fuck your human government. by the way, kobe, il see you soon.

†Satan†

well today i was thinking about my personal sex life.. and i have found out that, i have a humongous weiner-schnitzel..HA HA..

today i was fucking a sexy old grandma named Eleanor Rigby, man she is hot.. mshe has a vagina and a donkey sized dick!! muhaha mustard on weiners is god.

man i wish they had a colon cleansing place in hell...that would be god.hahaha

fucking nazis are cool.

i hate you with a passion.. hate is such a strong word.. i like it.

fuck fuck donkels.

†satan†

OK. I'm sure that all of you are thinking.. why did this horrible person/creature/prostitute create a Xanga Site????

Well I'm not a bad guy at all. I enjoy many things of daily HUMAN life. And you earthlings all think that I have horrible grudge with Jesus. Actually me and J.C. go way back, to the wheeled cart days, and the tortument of animals.

Well I must attend to my Enema now.

I Hate YOU.

†thedevil†