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SausageFiend36
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Name: Dr.
Birthday: 4/11/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: well i like to rub snakes as much as possible, manwich sandwich arent bad tho either, i shat about 3 days a week and it makes me tired, i like to sing "Where is the hugs" by the red eyed tacos, last but not least sweet cheeks
Expertise: psh, spooning what else?
Occupation: Medical
Industry: Medical
Message: message me
AIM:  Dont go there!
Member Since:
5/31/2005
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| Hello there, dr. spoons returns! so hows ya cheeks? hmm mine are super as always, I came out of retirement and i have been shootin the J-rock lately so all you homies better watch out cuz i will rain 3-balls in yo face! or should i just say Nice shootin' Tex! (im not gay) The other day John Salmons from the Philadelphia 76ers stopped me on the streetz and was like Are you that silly shit they call Dr. Spoons Good? and im all like " Yeah...dude" and he replies with a punch to my face. So i got angry, stole a cane from a blind man, and beat john salmons right in his knee caps, hehehe. But i knew i was in for a beatin. John called up his fellow bench warming buddy Kevin Ollie. So i was like oh shit nads im probably gonna get it between my sweet sweet bumcheeks now. So i had to think quick and i called up retired Indiana Pacers player Rik "Butterfinga" Smitts, turns out hes been dead for the last 5 years. So i thought i was fucked until out of nowhere Kurt Rambis (retired from the LA Lakers) beat them with nunchucks, i was so thankful of Kurt that i let him touch me in my undies for a little bit...the end...DUDE! | | |
| Hello my fellow sausage lovers. Hows thy nads treatin ya? Well mine are doin pretty good. They got in a little sprawl the otherday with Larry Shenanigans. It was actually quite intriguing. First he cuffed my nads in his hands and was like "WHERES THE BEEF?" So i quicky snagged them back out of his hands, smuggled them back in thy undiepubes, and immediately roundhouse kicked him right in his face. i giggled like this....hehehe. Amazingly to my surprise he jumped back up and tried to insert a muffin in my asscheeks...bizarre huh? So at first i was kinda upset about it and judo chopped him but he quickly reversed the chop and ripped out all my pubes. I was in quite pain so i got myself a BREAD Sandwiche and took out the cabbage and threw it on his face! Thats when his buddy got offended and had to step in, his name is Kenny Finkaburger. I noticed Kenny was packing heat so i quickly rushed my sausage in his asscheeks, i guess i was the one packin heat....ha ha ha! and then i made sloppy joes, the end! | | |
| Hello my fellow john lynch fans! i ran into an old friend this weekend, you may know him as Jack Stallsworth. Anyways i havent seen Jack in forever so we decided to go out and down a couple beers. So me and Stallsworth were throwin 'em back like they were plump asscheeks or something and this dickhead comes out of nowhere and cracks me right in thy saggy nuts. So i was like who the fuck was that? IT TURNS OUT IT WAS DR. BEANSMITH! so i was like oh shit you son' bitch its time to throw down. meantime while all of this is going on Jack stallsworth was trying to hit on a tree and eventually talked it into going home with him. but anyways back to Dr. Beansmith, i slug him right up his asscheeks and he gives me this expression like he wanted me to do it again and it felt good. I was weirded out by it and used my mortal kombat skills and defeated his asscheek powers. BUT im not done yet. I woke up later that night with a tremendous pain and blood all over my pooper. I struggled to get up but when i did i seen a note and a picture of Dr. Beansmith in green panties doing the macarena. I read the note and it said "Thanks for the great time and all the memories, yo' asscheeks remind me of the Rocky Mountains" and there was blood spots on the note. I then cried to myself for a good 7 days and called up Jack Stallsworth and it turned out that he was engaged to Tree. Ive never seen someone love Tree the way he does. Though Tree is very caring and lets him climb whenever Jack wants, I dont think it will work between them. Though i've seen Tree naked and it has the best looking leaves i have ever seen and the roots on that baby are "Deep'n'Dirty". ..................................anyways i was bored and when i get bored i make stories! im gonna go please my father peace out homeslice | | |
| ITS IN YOUR BUTT BOY! so hows it going beishs?(that was for you mr. poppadopalous) anyways this weekend was pretty fun i didnt touch myself tho so thats a bummer, but i did piss off rednecks and have them and some coppers chase me but they will never catch "Men In Black Featuring Camo Kid" its time to go please dougan, peace out homeslice
- Ira Newble | | |
| AHHHHH DR. FUDGEHOPPINS DONT BITE ME IN THY UNDIEWEARS! I dont feel comfortable with you anymore dr. fudgehoppins. I am not an asshole dr. fudgehoppins your just made because Jerry Mcsandwichman doesnt feed you lettuce anymore. no i will not take it back you bottomfeeding beish. dont ever touch me down there again or ill hire Henry "The Fridge" Garrison to attack you with his tree branch. no thats not a threat dr. fudgehoppins its a promise! me....a cock boy? im afraid im gonna have to throw down with you, you dickfuck! why yes, yes you can bring your friend, Vernon Watertowers, to help fight me. oh wats that you say? no fuck you fudgehoppins that was the last straw you illiterate scumshit. how do you like me now dr. fudgehoppins that will teach you not to touch down in thy undiepubes. | | |
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