SEXIER SEX

hehehe gotcha, I saw that on a magazine. how can sex be sexier? here's another one, more erotic sex... WTF!!! it's just funny. Anyway long time no see @.@ the spring semester is almost over, I'm surviving... barely. Alicia is napping so I snatched her net for a sec. How's life treating everyone?

My B-day party was fun. though at first it was kinda rough, I fell on my keys and bled all over rusty's car (he was the designated driver, cause I got bombed) but that was ok cause alicia got me a bandaid. We headed over to Flashbacks to find they were closed for remodeling, so we headed across the street to Liquid. It was awesome inside!!! They had a pool table and there was hardly anyone there at first. later on more and more people showed up.  So what did I drink. First I had a yaeger bomb. delicious. next I had a rum and coke, which had a huge straw in it because they were out of little ones, which because of the yaeger bomb I laughed my ass off about. for the third drink I bought a blue hawaiian. mmm coconutty goodness. my fourth drink was a margarita. it tasted like vinegar blechhh.. the lime stuck on the side was nice though ^.^ my final drink there was a sex on the beach were I lost my cherry v.v it just sank to the bottom. At this point I was tipsy alicia took my drink and took a sip, I didn't know what was going on, next thing I know alicia had gotten kicked out. so I quickly downed the last 3/4ths of my glass(found my cherry I am happy to say) and me and the rest of the gang left. We went on to a place called Styx, we got kicked out of there because it was not there night for minors, I got hit on by a guy, and another guy asked me if I was old enough to be there. yah I know my eternal youth is my bane. no guy wants a girl who's gonna look twenty when she's forty. without plastic surgery @.@ whatever. We went on to a little place called the comfy kitchen diner at 2 in the morning. I had a bacon cheeseburger, I was going to have a salad but I remember saying that I thought it was to girly. after that the group split up Kayla, Ashley and I went to wal-mart, the one Aric works at. Alicia, Rusty and erin went home. And let's not forget John he went to his boyfriends *wink wink* So totally plastered at wal-mart, it was awesome =)

went home watched charmed till we fell asleep. woke up went to see Horton hears a who, AWESOME, I cried a little bit, I think I was a bit drunk still.. I never got hung over, my speech didn't slur, I just got kinda frisky. Ashley it turns out is a light weight, I am a heavy weight, I'll drink any of yall under the table, anytime anyplace =.=

I got invited by some people from my class to go clubbing, but I couldn't because noooo I am a responsible adult who has work and school, I have no time to dress slutty and do things >.< yeah I said slutty I admit it, you should have seen me on my b-day, miniskirt and low-cut form fitted top. I know what guys were thinking when they looked at me but hell if I cared, I'm pretty, let me be pretty sometimes.

I've gotten better at flirting, I don't run away anymore, still having problems with eyecontact. but at least I'm faced in their general direction. o.O

I'm going to major in theatre, i think, maybe I'll try out for the choir, cut me some slack people, I'm getting bored with this college thing... I need some fun or I'm going to make some fun, anyone here wanna have some fun????

I LIVE!!!!!

Are you ready to party?

HEY YALL. It's almost that time of year, that's right my birthday. Guess what I'm turning 21 this year so that means... yes... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE... and other things =p I took of for March 14th and 15th, Friday and Saturday. Basically if you call me and make arrangements you can come, my # is 316-308-5650. so if you are in the kansas area and want to come clubbing with me and whoever else just call and we shall see, I'm on paid vacation... so basically I'm getting paid to get drunk =p... don't tell them that. hehehe... I'm gonna use some of my hip hop moves hopefully I don't fall down this time, my ass is still bruised -.- it's a long story I'll tell ya later =p anyway... got that yall call me when you can buh by love ya like a parasite loves it's host XPPPP... oodles of poodles

To hot to handle?

New years resolutions, gotta luv 'em. I made one this year, first time in my entire life. It is my belief that if someone makes a promise or an oath that they will inevitably break it. because once it is made it just hangs there over your head everytime ther is a decision. To cheat or not to cheat? well I'm married/engaged/dating. Should I do this girl/guy person, will my significant other ever find out? do I care? I made an oath... that's what it does. I in my life have never made a serious promise I didn't keep eventually in the end. I just don't have what it takes to be a bad girl, really I tried to be bad, but I couldn't do it. I was offered a joint, I said no. go ahead test my hair blood urine whatever you want. I wanted to be bad. I was asked to be a F*ck buddy by several males... I again said no. well maybe I led them on a little with my manner of dress but it's my body and I say flaunt it if you've got it. True that this year I am happier than I have ever been. I am alone and happy. though sometimes when I watch a scary movie like "Meet the Robinsons" I want someone to hold and laugh with. it's weird, I'm ok with watching things like Silent Hill and The WickerMan, 28 days later all by myself *they don't scare me much* but when I go to see something like "Enchanted " *which is really good by the way* I want someone to laugh with. I haven't had a mood swing as violent as those of years past. but I do have moments when I just feel this dull ache to want someone to beat at Guitar Hero or share with the news that SmashMouth is coming to town. For once I would like to date a guy who doesn't mind when I jump for joy at the newest book coming out or wear tight and small clothing. I've found that 80% of the guys I talk to would like to plow me... not kidding. but I'm looking for the guy who'll eat a bowl of sugar at night with me and then stay up till morning making fun of infomercials and the crashing at daybreak. This guy he does not exist. and today most guys want you to put out right away. I am unwilling to compromise my rule, at least 4 dates till I kiss and we'll see what happens from there. Still am a virgin, still no drugs or drinking or smoking. I go to work, school, movies, hang with friends when they can. and then sleep in my time off. My mom and I are barely on speaking terms, so most of the time I am alone. eating my sugar and watching my Charmed... it amuses me =.= anyway, that is my resolution, this year I am going to be more sociable and date a ton more, so far 8 boyfriends I have had, if you can call them that, we went on dates, they tried to go farther than I was comfortable, I said don't call and that's the end of that.

P.S. Go See Sweeny Todd, Support Johnny Depp ^.^

luv ya lots, your velosaraptor friend lelani.

Today I took my last final ..YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss ... can I get a medal please? I was sitting there in my tiny seat with my tiny fold up table listening to the sounds of coughing, rustling candy wrappers, and filling in tiny little bubbles. tiny perfect little bubbles... hundereds of tiny perfect little bubbles.... Has anyone else noticed how we are all trained to fill in tiny perfect bubbles? Who else remembers the tales about how our entire test would be invalid if we made so much as a scratch outside those perfect little lines???? Who else panicked when their eraser would not work. who else felt like wetting themselves in fear when they sneezed and their pencil veered off all over the page? We are in a bubble society people. BUBBLESS!!!! my bubbles... *insert random picture of nemo* -coedited by alicia, approved by Aunt Nancy.

Next semester is History, English, Hip Hop 1, Pilates... I thought it said pirates v.v, and Psycology. So yah I'm going to be so very sore and limber. Alicia keeps spellchecking my handiwork.... >.> that's why my entry is so very neat and tidy I apologize... would you like a free years supply of kissass?  yes you too can kiss my ass...lol =p

Alicia edited, Lelani Approved.

SOMEONE CANCELLED OUR PHONES..stupid people... I totally freaked out I didn't think I was that dependent on such a thing... but yes I serve the tiny God that is known as my cellphone... ah well it's fixed now... ^.^ no death today =) hope yall have an awesome day ^-^v