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Name: Stephanie
Country: United States
State: Minnesota
Birthday: 1/16/1990
Gender: Female
Interests: Im interested in Water Polo, Table Tenis, the Sydney Austrailia Opra house AND i really enjoy taking long baths in steaming hot lime jello.
On tuesdays, I enjoy wrestling christmas trees and dancing in really long socks. That is all.
Message: message me
AIM:  Broster Toaster
Member Since:
1/13/2005
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| Well...I'd love to tell you that i have pictures for you
...but i dont.
So instead im gonna take a survey that NOBODY will read
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| Sooo here's a pic of me and TJ from sadies
...yeah, i look like a noob.
DOWN LOAD THIS SONG, it gives me the chills.
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| Artist |
The Spill Canvas |
| Album |
One Fell Swoop |
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Self-Conclusion |
Fade in, start the scene
Enter beautiful girl
But things are not what they seem
As we stand at the edge of the world
"Excuse me, sir,
But I have plans to die tonight
Oh, and you are directly in my way
And I bet you're gonna say it's not right"
My reply:
"Excuse me, miss
But do you have the slightest clue
Of exactly what you just said to me
And exactly who you're talking to?"
She said, "I don't care, you don't even know me"
I said, "I know but I'd like to change that soon, hopefully"
Yeah, we all flirt with the tiniest notion
Of self conclusion in one simplified motion
You see the trick is that you're never supposed to act on it
No matter how unbearable this misery gets
"You make it sound so easy to be alive
But tell me, how am I supposed to seize this day
When everything inside me has died?"
My reply:
"Trust me, girl
I know your legs are pleading to leap
But I offer you this easy choice-
Instead of dying, living with me"
She said, "Are you crazy? You don't even know me."
I said, "I know, but I'd like to change that soon hopefully"
Yeah, we all flirt with the tiniest notion
Of self conclusion in one simplified motion
You see the trick is that you're never supposed to act on it
No matter how unbearable this misery gets
I would be lying if I said that things would never get rough
And all this cliche motivation, it could never be enough
I could stand here all night trying to convince you
But what good would that do?
My offer stands, and you must choose
"All right, you win, but I only give you one night
To prove yourself to be better than my atttempt at flight
I swear to god if you hurt me I will leap
I will toss myself from these very cliffs
And you'll never see it coming"
"Settle, precious, I know what you're going through
Just ten minutes before you got here I was going to jump too"
Yeah we all flirt with the tiniest notion
Of self conclusion in one simplified motion
You see the trick is that you're never supposed act on it
No matter how unbearable this misery gets
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oh, and here's some pics of Sydney when she was little.
hasn't changed a bit...
you gotta love her
COMMENT PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!! | | |
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yeah...so wisconson is pretty cool. Wanna hear some stories? So I'm here with my cousin and last night we spent the night at her boyfriends house. He decided to get drunk off of mikes hard rasberry lemonade and sparks. WHO GETS DRUNK OFF OF THAT?!?! hes such a fucking light weight. anyways...HE starts puking...and I have to clean it up. NARSTY.
SYDNEY NOW I KNOW HOW YOU FELT
the worst part is...i didn't even know him. Picking up some strangers puke. That kid ows me flowers er some shit. lol
today...i went to the mall. ummm Mall of America?
not quite.
and then i went to my cousin's friend's house and hung out with my cousin, Audra, Jackie, Josh, Andy, and Trevin. ((those are my homies from dairy land.)) That was pretty boring. I owned just about everyone's ass playing speed, and then I got my ass handed to me playing poker.
Twas a good time...but i miss Minnesota. I cant wait to come home tomarrow.
yeah i'm sure you all read that...and were unbeleiviably interested too.
g'night.
Im not even gonna bother to tell you to comment cause that doesnt seem to get me very many comments. | | |
| 2nd place at TC Open...wooot
...that was probably the worst day of my life though.
soo its 1:06 am. and Its thanksgiving im spending ALL DAY in a car tomarrow...well today...just to eat some god damn turkey. tis gay. BUT here's a survey for sexy people like YOU.
Name Fifteen people INCLUDING yourself!
1) me
2) Sydney
3) TJ
4) Anna
5) Josh
6) Matt
7) Manny
8) Elliot
9) Breezy
10) Dickie
11) Zack
12) Jenna
13) Crabs
14) Erin
15) Alex
Does #14 know who #15 is? i have no clue.
How cute is #4?::....2 words...Sexy Ass Mother Fucker.
Does sugar have a bad effect on #5?:: hahaha seems like it would.
What is #8’s favorite color?:: fuck if i care.
What would you label #12?:: cute innocent little blondie
Have you ever been on a date with #11? Yup...well kinda. We went to Wendy's once...and had some Frosty's?
Does #9 enjoy drawing?:: yes. lol she always drows fucking clovers.
Can #6 be a little crazy?: i spose. but only if there's pinapple in his nose. and that only happens on mondays, wednesdays, and Fridays.
What is #2's favorite food?:: Sydneys?! ahhh idk. She eats pop tarts a lot but i dont think its her favorite lol
What would you do if #4 turned out to be your biological sister/brother?:: ANNA'S MY SISTER?!?!...i knew it.
Does #5 have any pets?:: Cats i beleive...
How many houses has #1 lived in?:: 2
How did you meet #4?:: Lunch last year i think
What is #7's favorite TV show? havn't discussed that with him. We're usually talking about how mario likes to bust his nuts to pictures of men while drinkin a sprite.
Is #8 older or younger than you?:: younger
Have #1 & #10 ever went out on a date?::ewww a date with another vagina? ...although we do call her DICKie
Would you give #9 a hug?:: only if she covered up her face so no one saw who i was hugging. haha im jk Breezy. i love you n stuff.
What is your relationship with #10?::its one of those things where your so close that you like to sit in tiny red compartments and listen to songs from the goofy movie together.
Who on this list is most likely to marry #11?:: most likley? idk me Sydney or Erin i spose.
What if your mom/dad remarried #12?:: they'd have some fucked up looking kids.
Are #1 & #2 a lot alike?:: ahaha. soo much alike. but very different at the same time
What hair color does #3 have?:: brown
Could #5 have secret admirers?::no. the whole thing with Anna is pretty much out in the open now.
Have you ever ridden in a car when #6 was driving?:: woah. coincidence? matt got his licence yesterday...and yeah we went to chipotle.
Can you picture #7 being old?: hahaha yeah. Manny. geez i can see him with like saggy cheeks and pants hiked up to his nipples...walking around with one of those little walkers. lol
How is #8s cooking skills?::Fuck if i ever let him cook for me.
Is #9 older or younger than you?:: older...by 10 days.
Would you ever make-out with #10?::whats up with you guys wanting me to be with Dickie so bad?! and NO i will not make out with her.
What is a random fact about #11?:: He's got purple hands. <<the cool part is, Im serious.
Have you ever been to #12s house?::I've been in her driveway twice. but thats about it.
What if you discovered you were carrying #13's child?:: ahahahahahahahahahahahaha CRABS?!?! they'red be an Emo bitch in my stomach ((crabs i meant that statement with all the love in my heart.))
What if #4 was actually...your uncle?:: okay, shes a sibling to me and one of my parents...AND she has a penis?! WTF ANNA. explain yourself.
Have you been friends with/known #1 since childhood?:Yeah, i met her in my mother placenta.
What if you found #8 living in your basement?:: id be fucking pissed. And i'd throw up...twice.
What if #9 was reincarnated as a giant Panda?:: wait...that hasn't happened yet?
Do you know # 2's phone number by heart?:: si seniorita. all 3 of them.
Would #2 & #6 make a good couple?: i spose. butttt i guarentee that wont happen.
Is #3 related to you or any of your friends?:: not to my knowledge.
AHH GOOD FUCKING NIGHT
...and i love turkey. | | |
| okay so to start this off...
my cousin dressed up as my dog for halloween. Cutest effing thing i've seen in a LONG time...
CHEERLEADING UP DATES!!!
Valley Open-1st place
*and we won awards for best showsmanship and crowd's favorite*
UCA Regionals-1st place
--next one's at EASTVIEW!!!
TC Open, noon, BE THERE.
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