matt

well for some reason peopl at giant suck at making jokes and recieving them.  see, when the store isnt busy they get someone to put all the shit back that people had in their carts but didnt wanna buy. like you have something with you and dont know how much it is so you ask up front.  well i was putting that stuff back one day and i saw a box of condoms.  i was like, "why not make this kinda funny?"  so i walked around the store for a little putting other stuff away while i thought of it.  then i walked over to the baby food and just set them there.  maybe parents will see them and realize that if they would have bought that box a couple of months ago they wouldnt have to spend so much more money on shit machines.

that didnt really happen but it would be damn funny.

matthew

i hate giant. but im gonna get a hat. and i got in trouble for taking a long break. but oh well. i can go with the flow.

mike

a fat woman had to leave a booth to go to a table because she couldnt fit, and people got sat to where they were supposed to see the game but couldnt...

a dude came in today wearing tighter pants than his wife, they were both obese and they both ate a lot.  The wife ate like... 3 pounds of shrimp or crab legs, the guy ate 20! fucking wings, AND something "seafoodish" (thursdays are steamer nights, half off seafood) but it was insane they ate soo much...

then i went to go out of the "in door" and this hispanic guy that works in the back pushed it open, and it hit my hand, then i was like "yo, you gotta problem, ese?" and he was like "what?" then i turned around like i was gonna walk out, but then i turned around and stuck him with a right jab, then a left uppercut, then when he was falling backwards in the air i did a roundhouse kick right on the side of his face, then i jammed a fork into his chest and pocketed a knife. 

matt

i hate giant.  and when people buy flowers and bread.

MIKE

Well... today was stupid, but it was kinda like when me and matt went to the mall, there were more fine chicks than usual.... First my managers wife, shes fine, then i sat some chick, but her mom looked like a bitch and gave me some evil eye and then i told her, i was looking at her daughters ass, not hers.  then this one group came in with 2 fine chicks, and damn do i mean fine... shit i aint even kidding, this chick was totally eyeing me... lol but they fucking cut me before they left... fauckers.