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Name: Kris
Interests: Chillaxin in the paradise known as DAYGO~! with the holmes and holmettes? haha! I may seem a bit off key with the norm, but thas just me enjoyin life!
Expertise: I excel at inadvertantly making myself crack up two ways two FRIDAY and a right turn on April Fools DAY!
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AIM:  K3rillCKer
Member Since:
11/13/2002
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| About MeHi, the name is Kris and I have special powers!!! My mood controls the
weather and I'm impervious to drama. I am able to see through lies and
i have the ability to make little kids laugh. My weaknesses include,
but are not limited to: golden sunsets, nature, and gorgeous scenery. I
believe in this beautiful world, with wonderful people and endless
possibilities.
Warning, side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, excitement and happiness.
For a less satisfying alternative, try weed! | | |
| Time FliesWhat can i say? Divine is the word of the day. Life sure is Divine! For those of you with PROBLEMS, stay away from me... LOL! Downers don't need love, they need some uplifting. STOP thinking about everything as a complicated problem. It really is ONLY as complicated as you make it. And this concludes our Intro/Advice section.
Now its STORY time! Woo HOoo!
We all know about fortune cookies and the tiny tid-bits of wisdom imparted upon you when you eat one. While I crack open my future's destiny, I like to play a game with myself and say, "This will be the fortune you will live by." Thus with that idea in mind, I cracked open the crunchy crisps of sweet wholesome goodness in two and pulled out the new law that shall uphold my truth, my 11th commandment, the knowledge sought out by man since the time of Adam and Eve. My eyes blurred in and out in adjustment as i held the slip of paper in front of me. "DON'T" was the first word i read. Immediately my mind anxiously tried to complete the meaningful phrase. "Don't regret having nothing to regret?" or maybe it could be "Don't drink to forget, drink to make memories." Thoughts ran through my mind as i realized that this fortune was short. Two words SHORT. "This is a good thing" I thought to myself. True wisdom gets drowned out by fancy words and tends to lose it's meaning. So i read on. "PANIC" was the second word... I looked around to see if it was some sort of evil prank spawned by the restaurant people for not tipping. Everything seemed normal... so... then... uh... WHAT THE FREAK!!!! "DON'T PANIC?!?!?!?!" Sure!!! what easier way to calm my soul by saying "Don't Panic!" Needless to say... I panicked. 
What is on my mind?
Memories. I am a very sentimental person and i HATE forgetting memories. I am the type of person that will keep every scratch, bump, and dent on my car and view them as battle scars. One of the reasons i love XANGA rather than Myspace and Facebook is because xanga actually keeps a time line of who you were and are. After re-reading my previous entries, i realized that i WAS one crazy person... lol! I love the feeling of nostalgia.
To DO??? Or NOT to do???
It's funny because the following list is a list i will probably end up doing. I just need to manipulate my conscience a bit.
I want to go up to my (excuse the profane term) "cock-blocking" friends who are girls and kiss them on the lips while they are being hit on by the guy they like then i walk away from them leaving her scrambling for an excuse to give the guy.
I want to throw a MAKE BELIEVE graduation, birthday, or going away Party. LOL! Oh yah, i DID the latter.
I HAVE taken the phone numbers of people i dislike, gone to the Apple Computer Store, opened word, typed their numbers in BIG BOLD font on every computer, and left a note underneath it saying "Test out the iPhone"
Call a friend. Have him/her call one person, while you call another person. Then conference it all together while you and your friend stay quiet. The conversation between these two will be FUNNY! It should go somewhere along the lines of:
Friend 1: Hello?
Friend 2: Hi who's this?
Friend 1: You don't know? who are you? you called me!
Friend 2: No, YOU called ME!!
Survival TIPS!
Go to costco for lunch! It's $1.50 for a Hot Dog and Drink. Also, I do recommend the $1 churro.
If all else fails... Find a filipino mom to feed you. hehehe
A note to Benny Yoda: You were like a brother, and still are. It's been over 4 years and we're growing distant. if and when you read this, i just want you to know that i haven't given up yet! I'll get you back home with my own strength some day.
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| So i was talking to Aaron just now and helped him figure out his password to his xanga which he has never logged on since 2003. He was telling me of all our old adventures and its pretty scary how so many good memories could be lost forever. If he didn't bring up the "Excuse me..... *Pause* BENNY likes YOU!!!" I would never have remembered it for the rest of my life.
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| In conjunction with “Hey Rainbow productions,” I would like to present to you…The Sequel to “A Chinese Proverb Title” Entitled:Wisdom from a Cookie… “If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by” We Begin with… Forgotten tales of Love and Romance: “haha i did NOT forget about you!!!! dont get it twisted! :P i simply just havent heard your entireee name in a reaLLy long time.. so it took awhile for it to process in my very cluttered mind! forgive me???” – Krissy the Dancing Christmas Gypsy Old faces revisited with a test on Honor and Trust: “u fag! you addeed her and didnt even tell me you suck!! lol...i found her on your friendslist foo!!” - Brandon Agpaoa The Escoozie Guy from the movie Eurotrip Endless waves of Loneliness and Solitude: “damn kris, look how many girls love uuuu”- Justin Rimon as the Paranoid DareDevil
Lessons NOT learned… “zomg the condom broke. pwned.” - Jared Bautista as a Higher-Pimp-demon
And new Faces BORN: “Pshhh!!You want me to help you make that little girl, but you won't put me in your top 8? I don't think so!”- Kelly The Myspace Enthusiast Now, after 3 years, both withered and worn, Benny and Kris are brought together one more time for a challenge more defiant than baking cookies. WELCOME BACK BENNY AND AARON!!! | Belated HAPPY NEW YEARS to the world!!! If there’s one thing I learned during my absence from the internet, it’s that I’m seriously attracted to girls in snowboarding gear.Just imagine them decked out, fully clothed from head to toe, with layers upon layers of obstruction between me and the so called “Earthly Pleasures.” Wow… If that’s the case, I might as well date a sleeping bag.Any-who, weirdness aside, I definitely find some sort of charm in a girl with an unpretentious demeanor. (Note to my future self:You are currently infatuated with Rachelle Ann Go: The Filipina singer.If you happen to be dating her then I will be unduly impressed and while your making dreams come true, try to see if you can get a LEXUS LF-A aka the curvylicious algebraic mathematical QUADRO moped) LOL! Here’s a Holiday shopping tip I learned this past holiday. Do you ever get in those situations when walking in the parking lot with a friend and you have other cars slowly following you to your car so they can park in your spot???Well fear no more!!!I have the solution for YOU!First, count to 3 and then both you and your friend split up and run two separate ways zig-zagging around the other parked cars.HAHAHA |
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| “Pain is the repercussion of a lack in love” (Haha! I just thought of this quote and then I read it in a different way. Now to me, it sounds like… we better make sure Lack doesn’t fall in love or else there will be tremendous pain around the corner.) DREAMS Last night I had this weird dream. ~It all started on a hospital bed. I had tears in my eyes. I was about ready to donate my ears to my uncle. After the surgery I was in the hospital bed again recuperating. Next thing you know, my sister gets wheeled up and they say she needs a right hand so the night before I’m tearing up again and getting ready to donate my right hand. Afterwards, while recuperating yet again my mom thereafter, is in need of new eyes. This would be the last time I would ever see but I donate my eyes to her. Another chain of events lead me to donating my FEET to Justin. As if that wasn’t enough, I donated my Brain to my dad. Finally a change in scenery, I’m crawling in the desert towards what seems to be an Oasis and then back to the hospital again where I donate my heart to Joelle. ~ OK so I was thinking about this lightheartedly and I came to the following INTERPRETATION. - My Ears were given to my uncle because I think I felt as if he needed to Listen more to the people around him. It’s Easy for people to nod and say yes or even Ignore and I think that’s what he’s been doing for most his life and this in turn leads him towards becoming a failed character leading a sad life
- My Right hand was given to my sister because I grew up having the talent while she she grew up in my shadow and I feel like my right hand represents that talent. I guess that would be the gift I give my sister if I could.
- My Eyes, I gave them to my MOM because I feel like she can be a bit close minded. Its probably typical of some parents. I guess I want my mom to open her eyes. There’s a lot more to learn by exploring other possibilities.
- My Feet. Hahaha I feel like my feet represent my wisdom. How you ask? Well, wisdom stems from the experiences you have in your life. My feet have carried me through my experiences. Justin has always been a beloved cousin who has always gone to me for advice. I’ve never steered him wrong yet I don’t understand why he needs me for certain things. I guess I feel as if I’m giving him my wisdom and I’m grateful to him for taking it in, understanding it, and learning from it.
- My Dad has always been an Impatient but good man. Stress rules his life more than anyone I’ve met. I figure life’s vices are created within the mind. I have never been one to stress over many things and over time I’ve learned a great deal of patience. Because I feel this all stems from the mind, I give my dad my brain. I guess I want him to have the same thought process I have when I’m calm and peaceful. “What is the single most important thing in your life? Is it Family? Friends? God? Whatever it may be… ask yourself… does the thing your stressing over have a significant impact towards your Most important thing? If so then by all means stress over it but I doubt anything will have a SIGNIFICANT impact if you really think about it. As for me, I would like to enjoy my life and I can’t enjoy it if I’m always stressing over it.”
- Lastly Joelle gets my heart. Why? I feel as if she needs more “Love” in her life. Love both recieved and given. Love in a sense of appreciation for the general and a greater sense of caring onto others. Because of her lifes experience, I feel she knows more about hostility and betrayal more than anyone. Is it really ok to encase your heart within a glass case to soften life’s harsh blows? Maybe in doing so you suffocate and numb it. I wish to show her the warmer/lighter side of things.
- As for the Oasis, I really don’t know. I figure it means this all could be a figment of my imagination or it could mean this is all a journey that I’m headed towards. Who knows? But for the people in this dream, please take no offense, just know that if I dreamt about you, then I feel close to you and that you are important in my life. I wouldn’t have donated my body parts if I didn’t think much of you right? Lol
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