| | Time FliesWhat can i say? Divine is the word of the day. Life sure is Divine! For those of you with PROBLEMS, stay away from me... LOL! Downers don't need love, they need some uplifting. STOP thinking about everything as a complicated problem. It really is ONLY as complicated as you make it. And this concludes our Intro/Advice section.
Now its STORY time! Woo HOoo!
We all know about fortune cookies and the tiny tid-bits of wisdom imparted upon you when you eat one. While I crack open my future's destiny, I like to play a game with myself and say, "This will be the fortune you will live by." Thus with that idea in mind, I cracked open the crunchy crisps of sweet wholesome goodness in two and pulled out the new law that shall uphold my truth, my 11th commandment, the knowledge sought out by man since the time of Adam and Eve. My eyes blurred in and out in adjustment as i held the slip of paper in front of me. "DON'T" was the first word i read. Immediately my mind anxiously tried to complete the meaningful phrase. "Don't regret having nothing to regret?" or maybe it could be "Don't drink to forget, drink to make memories." Thoughts ran through my mind as i realized that this fortune was short. Two words SHORT. "This is a good thing" I thought to myself. True wisdom gets drowned out by fancy words and tends to lose it's meaning. So i read on. "PANIC" was the second word... I looked around to see if it was some sort of evil prank spawned by the restaurant people for not tipping. Everything seemed normal... so... then... uh... WHAT THE FREAK!!!! "DON'T PANIC?!?!?!?!" Sure!!! what easier way to calm my soul by saying "Don't Panic!" Needless to say... I panicked. 
What is on my mind?
Memories. I am a very sentimental person and i HATE forgetting memories. I am the type of person that will keep every scratch, bump, and dent on my car and view them as battle scars. One of the reasons i love XANGA rather than Myspace and Facebook is because xanga actually keeps a time line of who you were and are. After re-reading my previous entries, i realized that i WAS one crazy person... lol! I love the feeling of nostalgia.
To DO??? Or NOT to do???
It's funny because the following list is a list i will probably end up doing. I just need to manipulate my conscience a bit.
I want to go up to my (excuse the profane term) "cock-blocking" friends who are girls and kiss them on the lips while they are being hit on by the guy they like then i walk away from them leaving her scrambling for an excuse to give the guy.
I want to throw a MAKE BELIEVE graduation, birthday, or going away Party. LOL! Oh yah, i DID the latter.
I HAVE taken the phone numbers of people i dislike, gone to the Apple Computer Store, opened word, typed their numbers in BIG BOLD font on every computer, and left a note underneath it saying "Test out the iPhone"
Call a friend. Have him/her call one person, while you call another person. Then conference it all together while you and your friend stay quiet. The conversation between these two will be FUNNY! It should go somewhere along the lines of:
Friend 1: Hello?
Friend 2: Hi who's this?
Friend 1: You don't know? who are you? you called me!
Friend 2: No, YOU called ME!!
Survival TIPS!
Go to costco for lunch! It's $1.50 for a Hot Dog and Drink. Also, I do recommend the $1 churro.
If all else fails... Find a filipino mom to feed you. hehehe
A note to Benny Yoda: You were like a brother, and still are. It's been over 4 years and we're growing distant. if and when you read this, i just want you to know that i haven't given up yet! I'll get you back home with my own strength some day.
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| | Posted 4/29/2008 2:21 PM - 2 comments
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