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About Me

Tue, 06 May 2008 20:24:35 GMT

Hi, the name is Kris and I have special powers!!! My mood controls the weather and I'm impervious to drama. I am able to see through lies and i have the ability to make little kids laugh. My weaknesses include, but are not limited to: golden sunsets, nature, and gorgeous scenery. I believe in this beautiful world, with wonderful people and endless possibilities.

Warning, side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, excitement and happiness.

For a less satisfying alternative, try weed!

Time Flies

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:21:21 GMT

What can i say? Divine is the word of the day. Life sure is Divine! For those of you with PROBLEMS, stay away from me... LOL! Downers don't need love, they need some uplifting. STOP thinking about everything as a complicated problem. It really is ONLY as complicated as you make it. And this concludes our Intro/Advice section.

Now its STORY time! Woo HOoo!

We all know about fortune cookies and the tiny tid-bits of wisdom imparted upon you when you eat one. While I crack open my future's destiny, I like to play a game with myself and say, "This will be the fortune you will live by." Thus with that idea in mind, I cracked open the crunchy crisps of sweet wholesome goodness in two and pulled out the new law that shall uphold my truth, my 11th commandment, the knowledge sought out by man since the time of Adam and Eve. My eyes blurred in and out in adjustment as i held the slip of paper in front of me. "DON'T" was the first word i read. Immediately my mind anxiously tried to complete the meaningful phrase. "Don't regret having nothing to regret?" or maybe it could be "Don't drink to forget, drink to make memories." Thoughts ran through my mind as i realized that this fortune was short. Two words SHORT. "This is a good thing" I thought to myself. True wisdom gets drowned out by fancy words and tends to lose it's meaning. So i read on. "PANIC" was the second word... I looked around to see if it was some sort of evil prank spawned by the restaurant people for not tipping. Everything seemed normal... so... then... uh... WHAT THE FREAK!!!! "DON'T PANIC?!?!?!?!" Sure!!! what easier way to calm my soul by saying "Don't Panic!" Needless to say... I panicked.

What is on my mind?
Memories. I am a very sentimental person and i HATE forgetting memories. I am the type of person that will keep every scratch, bump, and dent on my car and view them as battle scars. One of the reasons i love XANGA rather than Myspace and Facebook is because xanga actually keeps a time line of who you were and are. After re-reading my previous entries, i realized that i WAS one crazy person... lol! I love the feeling of nostalgia.

To DO??? Or NOT to do???
It's funny because the following list is a list i will probably end up doing. I just need to manipulate my conscience a bit.

I want to go up to my (excuse the profane term) "cock-blocking" friends who are girls and kiss them on the lips while they are being hit on by the guy they like then i walk away from them leaving her scrambling for an excuse to give the guy.

I want to throw a MAKE BELIEVE graduation, birthday, or going away Party. LOL! Oh yah, i DID the latter.

I HAVE taken the phone numbers of people i dislike, gone to the Apple Computer Store, opened word, typed their numbers in BIG BOLD font on every computer, and left a note underneath it saying "Test out the iPhone"

Call a friend. Have him/her call one person, while you call another person. Then conference it all together while you and your friend stay quiet. The conversation between these two will be FUNNY! It should go somewhere along the lines of:
Friend 1: Hello?
Friend 2: Hi who's this?
Friend 1: You don't know? who are you? you called me!
Friend 2: No, YOU called ME!!

Survival TIPS!

Go to costco for lunch! It's $1.50 for a Hot Dog and Drink. Also, I do recommend the $1 churro.
If all else fails... Find a filipino mom to feed you. hehehe

A note to Benny Yoda: You were like a brother, and still are. It's been over 4 years and we're growing distant. if and when you read this, i just want you to know that i haven't given up yet! I'll get you back home with my own strength some day.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:12:56 GMT

So i was talking to Aaron just now and helped him figure out his password to his xanga which he has never logged on since 2003. He was telling me of all our old adventures and its pretty scary how so many good memories could be lost forever. If he didn't bring up the "Excuse me..... *Pause* BENNY likes YOU!!!" I would never have remembered it for the rest of my life.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:19:25 GMT

In conjunction with “Hey Rainbow productions,”

I would like to present to you…The Sequel to “A Chinese Proverb Title”

Entitled:Wisdom from a Cookie…

“If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by”

We Begin with…

Forgotten tales of Love and Romance:

“haha i did NOT forget about you!!!! dont get it twisted! :P i simply just havent heard your entireee name in a reaLLy long time.. so it took awhile for it to process in my very cluttered mind! forgive me???” – Krissy the Dancing Christmas Gypsy

Old faces revisited with a test on Honor and Trust:

“u fag! you addeed her and didnt even tell me you suck!! lol...i found her on your friendslist foo!!” - Brandon Agpaoa The Escoozie Guy from the movie Eurotrip

Endless waves of Loneliness and Solitude:

“damn kris, look how many girls love uuuu”- Justin Rimon as the Paranoid DareDevil

Lessons NOT learned…

“zomg the condom broke. pwned.” - Jared Bautista as a Higher-Pimp-demon

And new Faces BORN:

“Pshhh!!You want me to help you make that little girl, but you won't put me in your top 8? I don't think so!”- Kelly The Myspace Enthusiast

Now, after 3 years, both withered and worn, Benny and Kris are brought together one more time for a challenge more defiant than baking cookies.

WELCOME BACK BENNY AND AARON!!!

Belated HAPPY NEW YEARS to the world!!!

If there’s one thing I learned during my absence from the internet, it’s that I’m seriously attracted to girls in snowboarding gear.Just imagine them decked out, fully clothed from head to toe, with layers upon layers of obstruction between me and the so called “Earthly Pleasures.” Wow… If that’s the case, I might as well date a sleeping bag.Any-who, weirdness aside, I definitely find some sort of charm in a girl with an unpretentious demeanor.

(Note to my future self:You are currently infatuated with Rachelle Ann Go: The Filipina singer.If you happen to be dating her then I will be unduly impressed and while your making dreams come true, try to see if you can get a LEXUS LF-A aka the curvylicious algebraic mathematical QUADRO moped) LOL!

Here’s a Holiday shopping tip I learned this past holiday.

Do you ever get in those situations when walking in the parking lot with a friend and you have other cars slowly following you to your car so they can park in your spot???Well fear no more!!!I have the solution for YOU!First, count to 3 and then both you and your friend split up and run two separate ways zig-zagging around the other parked cars.HAHAHA

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:28:54 GMT

“Pain is the repercussion of a lack in love”

(Haha! I just thought of this quote and then I read it in a different way. Now to me, it sounds like… we better make sure Lack doesn’t fall in love or else there will be tremendous pain around the corner.)

DREAMS

Last night I had this weird dream.

~It all started on a hospital bed. I had tears in my eyes. I was about ready to donate my ears to my uncle. After the surgery I was in the hospital bed again recuperating. Next thing you know, my sister gets wheeled up and they say she needs a right hand so the night before I’m tearing up again and getting ready to donate my right hand. Afterwards, while recuperating yet again my mom thereafter, is in need of new eyes. This would be the last time I would ever see but I donate my eyes to her. Another chain of events lead me to donating my FEET to Justin. As if that wasn’t enough, I donated my Brain to my dad. Finally a change in scenery, I’m crawling in the desert towards what seems to be an Oasis and then back to the hospital again where I donate my heart to Joelle. ~

OK so I was thinking about this lightheartedly and I came to the following INTERPRETATION.

My Ears were given to my uncle because I think I felt as if he needed to Listen more to the people around him. It’s Easy for people to nod and say yes or even Ignore and I think that’s what he’s been doing for most his life and this in turn leads him towards becoming a failed character leading a sad life
My Right hand was given to my sister because I grew up having the talent while she she grew up in my shadow and I feel like my right hand represents that talent. I guess that would be the gift I give my sister if I could.
My Eyes, I gave them to my MOM because I feel like she can be a bit close minded. Its probably typical of some parents. I guess I want my mom to open her eyes. There’s a lot more to learn by exploring other possibilities.
My Feet. Hahaha I feel like my feet represent my wisdom. How you ask? Well, wisdom stems from the experiences you have in your life. My feet have carried me through my experiences. Justin has always been a beloved cousin who has always gone to me for advice. I’ve never steered him wrong yet I don’t understand why he needs me for certain things. I guess I feel as if I’m giving him my wisdom and I’m grateful to him for taking it in, understanding it, and learning from it.
My Dad has always been an Impatient but good man. Stress rules his life more than anyone I’ve met. I figure life’s vices are created within the mind. I have never been one to stress over many things and over time I’ve learned a great deal of patience. Because I feel this all stems from the mind, I give my dad my brain. I guess I want him to have the same thought process I have when I’m calm and peaceful. “What is the single most important thing in your life? Is it Family? Friends? God? Whatever it may be… ask yourself… does the thing your stressing over have a significant impact towards your Most important thing? If so then by all means stress over it but I doubt anything will have a SIGNIFICANT impact if you really think about it. As for me, I would like to enjoy my life and I can’t enjoy it if I’m always stressing over it.”
Lastly Joelle gets my heart. Why? I feel as if she needs more “Love” in her life. Love both recieved and given. Love in a sense of appreciation for the general and a greater sense of caring onto others. Because of her lifes experience, I feel she knows more about hostility and betrayal more than anyone. Is it really ok to encase your heart within a glass case to soften life’s harsh blows? Maybe in doing so you suffocate and numb it. I wish to show her the warmer/lighter side of things.
As for the Oasis, I really don’t know. I figure it means this all could be a figment of my imagination or it could mean this is all a journey that I’m headed towards. Who knows? But for the people in this dream, please take no offense, just know that if I dreamt about you, then I feel close to you and that you are important in my life. I wouldn’t have donated my body parts if I didn’t think much of you right? Lol

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 00:17:58 GMT

Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

It was a little more than a year ago when a popular figure of ostentatious and sublime nature relinquished his grasp on what we call Xanga. During this time a new “Craze” took its grasp upon the protagonist and swept up the populous in a Myspace frenzy. Engrossed by luxuries the new fad offered, our hero was swept up in a false impression of dependence.

Caught in a Landslide no escape from Reality….

I’ve quit myspace for all you proud people of the faith. Long since has my account been deleted and I honestly couldn’t have felt more gratified. True, I miss the friends I had on myspace but why talk in the past tense about them? They are still there. I haven’t really lost them. Myspace now, in my eyes, is just a big online answering machine used to promote small talk amongst peers. I do not need that nor do I enjoy small talk. If I wanted to keep in touch with someone, it will be done easily through the phone, AIM, or this Xanga.

Open your Eyes. Look up to the Skies and See.

Yes, I’ve returned all the wiser to my loyal neighbors of Xanga. Upon my return to this once beloved and festive community, I noticed a couple of things. First is that desolation and solitude is now a prominent theme. Digital cobwebs decorate every facet of every Blog. Second thing I noticed was the person I used to be. Have I really changed much in the past two years?

>>>>> Fast Forward >>>>>>

I see a Little Silhouette-O of a man!

Let me tell you of a man broken by age, worn over by time and scarred by unconfirmed truths. This is a man who, against all odds, prevailed over the irony of constant philosophy: Thoughts, destined to doom a man to eternal damnation. It starts off with a question, or a skirmish. Then multiple questions open up leading to a battle of epic proportions. In a sequence of events, a war between gods and men eventually unfold. Can the created, destroy the CREATOR? Alone stands one man. An army on one side and the truth on the other.

Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fan-Dang-GOOOO

Ok, so I don’t know anything about what a scaramouche is. For all i know, it could be some kind of bug that uhhh sweeps …. Dust? Anyways, No I will not do the Fandango and neither will my Saramouche bug type friend.

Oh, and if I may I would like to take this time and space to complain about Gas Prices, Human folly and in honor or a newly acquired friend, Global Warming. **COMPLAINS** GOOD now that I got that out of the way, i’d like to make a statement. People are greedy, stupid, and ignorant. (excluding my friends) Yes all you haters, come at me for I have dissed you with the TRUTH!! However hurtful my words are, this is only half the truth. The other half is that People are loving, caring, and Idiots at their core. LOL. With that said, how many of you can actually say, you’ve done something under your own power without any sort of self interest involved. LIES!!! For example: Lets say you did something so selfless as to make somebody happy. In your mind, you did something Self-less but in actuality, you did it because it is gratifying for yourself that your friend be HAPPY! It’s the same idea as killing two birds with one stone except its more like Killing one bird with another bird. HAHAH. Anyways, the point I’m trying to make is that nobody is perfect and for those who think they are the best or are striving to be the best, you are only fooling yourself and are gonna be in for a big disappointment. Competition is just a witty way of taking the fun out of FUN! So, we as imperfect humans, in order to enjoy and live life, we have to make do with what we have. Lets take “ME” for example. I’m very confused about religion

~MORE TO COME~

Monday, April 11, 2005

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 23:59:12 GMT

I plan on finishing my story... For those of you who don't know which story i am talkin about .... its this one:

Legend has it, that 2 friends, with similar paths, shall cross, and rise amongst the midst of mortals to influence the course of destiny. Seperated by an undeniable fate, The world these two once knew, has long but gone. Both in their prime, they now follow 2 seperate paths in their unfolding life. One (Benny Yoda), follows the path of Glory and redemption whilst the other (Kristoffer Sison) currently walks the the road less traveled.

This is a dark story of betrayal, clouded with mysticism, and illuminated by truth & love.

~A Hey Rainbow Production~

Starring,

Ben Yoda as the Revived Legendary Archangel, Brought to life once again in the midst of this worlds chaos, touching peoples Souls, converting them towards the light.

Kris Sison as the Dark Seraphim a mysterious being who appears outta nowhere with monstrous powers. He walks a fine line btwn good and evil and will play a BIG part in this story's conclusion

Aaron Anatalio as The Exessively Stalkerish Bob Marley Fan, He Lives by song quotes such as "No Woman No Cry" and we won't even get to "I shot the sheriff"

Jared Bautista as a Higher-Pimp-demon from the depths of Hell made partly of Machine and has an angel as his concience. He gets all the girls

Charlie DeoGracias as Bruce Lee warped into this story and has NO clue wats goin on

Anna as the Terrets Syndrome girl

Priscilla/Arlene as the Twins, Joined at the Kneecaps

Evan as the Butlers Daughter

Syndrea as Mistress Margarette (who is not even part of this story)

Caryn as The Fairy Girlscout sellin Hash Brownies who laughs hysterically at everything

MaryAnn as the Horney Shoppaholic Goddess who gets TURNED on whenever she sees a SALE

Scott also as Mistress Margarette (who belongs to another story, Prolly as the stunt double)

Brandon Agpaoa as the Eskoozie Guy from "EuroTrip"

Jay Bautista as the Hippy Drugie who's madly inlove with a Cartoon Babe

Matt as the FILIPINO StrongBad with an accent

Justin Rimon as the Paranoid DareDevil who, throughout the entire movie, is about to die from a heartattack

Krissy as the Dancing christmas Gypsy whose been cursed to dance whenever she hears a Christmas Song

Sherika Serbas - The sexy Alien princess who speaks our language but can never be understood.

Monkeys Are Cute Presents:

A Chinese Proverb Title

Review:

The Movie "A Chinese Proverb Title" goes a LONG way from being your standard Idiosyncratic mock up to a witty Comedic Fantasy/adventure genre of Epic Proportions! The opening scene is set In the beautiful Sunny Daygo with the falling sun offsetting the beauty of the beach. In this lovely paradise we meet our colorful assortment of characters.

Cue in the Horney Shoppaholic- We see our first character staring into Hollister through the window. She dabs beads of sweat accumilating on her chest and starts breathing heavily while a flush red overwhelms her face. Staring at a 50% off sign, she loosens up her collar. "whew, is it hot in here?"

Bring in the Mechanized Demon Pimp. He's wearing a shirt that sez, i got Three of these shirts for the price of ONE. He bumps into the Horney shoppaholic and things go Manic from here.

Six months later, They have a BABY BOY!! They name him Benny. On the eve of Benny's birth, he's secretly infused by the soul of a LEGENDARY ARCHANGEL, leaving a mark of a star on the back of his neck.

Its clear from this point on, that Benny has a bigger purpose in life. One that i will not spoil for you readers.

Fast Forward to Present Day Oceanside, where we meet our antihero. Benny is seen playing B-Ball. He's down by two and is double teamed by the twins joined at the knee caps. 3 seconds left. He pumps and fakes but is fouled hard. The ball rolls across the street and stops at the heels of a passerby. "Hi!! my names Benny. Thanks for stopping the ball wats your name?"

The handsome stranger replies, "Kris".

"Thanks Kris, i'll see you around" and away Benny goes to shoot his freethrows"

Walkin away, Benny senses a powerful Aura encompassing this mysterious Stranger. As He looks back to wave goodbye, the stranger is already walkin away. Just as he's about to turn back towards the twins, something catches his eye. Just above the strangers collar, he see's a mark so familiar to him, yet this one a little different. Its the mark of a star.

Thus is the begining of our story

No words can be used to describe this story's Poetic Irony. The plot is sooo Heavily wrapped up in mystery, that the ending WILL come at a SHOCK! Its a Guarantee!

You will definitely fall for the colorful assortment of characters. The writer Keenly crafts a believable foundation for every single personality. Wether its the accursed Gypsy or Mistress Margarette, you will love the individuality and it creates an atmosphere for all to relate to. The story Comes out next week. Be sure to be one of the first to experience this great thrill ride. I give it 2 thumbs up.

~Roger Sherbert~

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 14:23:18 GMT

Last night i was reading this Zodiac BOOK and i learned some Interesting facts about my Zodiac Sign. These are the characteristics of my sign They are a mixture of optimism, They have a Positive Outlook on life, They tend to Travel ALOT, They need FREEDOM of movement, They're at home in the OUTDOORS. It also sez They're to be VERY honest, and hold true to Their MORALS. they have a wild imagination, Big aspirations, and are very OPEN minded. Witty, Intellect, FLashes of Intuition, GERNEROSITY, pleasure, and ROMANTIC.

wierd!!

Sagittarians and Love:enjoys love on the move in foreign places/is inventive/needs good intellectual compatibilty/is totally honest with the loved one/enjoys the physical pleasures of love/is happy when he or she is loved/is very generous and good natured

The complimentary Opposite sign of Saggitarius is Gemini. Sags can learn from gemini how to notice and take account of details. In this way, sags can become inspiring guides, lighting the way for others, rather than leading them by preaching what the route should be.

There's more.. but you'll have to read the book cuz typing it up is not great! i have the book if anyone wants to borrow!! Wats YOUR sign?

And i'm off to class!!! hehehe

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 15:09:00 GMT

GooD day to you old chaps!! Cheerio!!! fruity LooPS!! Lucky charms!! and all that JAZZ!!! Just wanted to say ALoha to MaryAnn and umm.. nope i haven't gotten around to writing the secret xanga entry.... heheh actually I understand how its supposed to be in my head but i don't know how to put it in words... its as if my Brain speaks the language FilipLoyToyPictureglish and my mouth translates it into Hakoona Matata. In other words, i wanna say something cool but it ends up sounding retarded. hahaha!! oh well, I dont mean to confuse you so try not to think about it too much... hehe!!

ON a side note: My best friend Benny has gone Insane.... let us mourne his loss by Enjoying the day at the beach and having a Fiesta or something.... sounds like fun... and finally, i'm late for EVERYTHING.... so ima cha cha on outta here......

OMG!! i have the biggest hole IN my.................. i bet you all thought i was gonna say PANTS!! or Underwear!! hahaha!! but naW!! i Got this Big Old hole in my front right tire ITS like a NASTY GASH but its still inflated! WHooO HOOo!! its still drivable!!! hmm.. should i drive it to schooL? or shouldn't I... I deno.. one hour drive seems a little risky to me... and i've had a flat tire b4.... My friends and I almost died because my Car Spun out. I think ima TAKE the RISK and drive it to school and back!! This may be my final Good bye so Fare Thee Well to my Family and Friends.....

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 16:52:35 GMT

This is my Time Capsule... I'm going to READ this a year from now and see how much i've changed during that year.

A Brand new YEAR!! Tons of possibilities hidden within each Day for the next 364 Days! The COOL thing is.... This is your chance to make up for last years downers. For example: If you had a sorry Valentines day last year, This year, grab a random friend and ask him/her to be your Valentine. Then buy her some Roses or in my case, Hibiscus Flowers, and take her out to Sea Port Village, with the little Pond thingie and ducks swimming about and then Kiss her on the mini Bridge thingie over the pond!

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl

haha!

I know what holiday ima make up for! Dude!! Christmas and New years for SURE!! but i'm not going to complain cuz this year, i'm Gonna make an Xmas LIST!! yup YUP! no more Chopstix and socks for me. No darn skippie! For New Years, i'm not spending it in my car Driving home alone. i've made up my mind to spend it somewhere where it snows!

My New Years Resolution

I've made a Bunch of Character Building resolutions such as i will try and Consider a persons feelings alot more. I also wish to be there for my friends alot more.

Brandon and MaryAnn convinced me to take up Surfing this year too. Also, I guess i'm going to try out a new look as soon as i get a new wardrobe. but My personality is going to be the same.

My Most Important Resolution and my Biggest Mistake Last year is i'm NOT gonna go Koo Koo for girls. They are not going to run my life. I'm not even goin to look for a girl this year. I'm not saying that I wouldn't want a girlfriend. I learned that whatever happens, HAPPENS for a reason. If I just go with the flow maybe i'll end up with some special girlie and if i do end up with someone, Im hoping for it to be like the movie 50 First Dates where i do something everyday to make her fall for me more and more. hehe. i don't think i'd run out of ideas THAT fast.

My Wishes

I wish for my Friend Benny to MOVE back here to San Diego.

I wish for Charlie to MEET a GIRL who can finally treat HIM right!

I wish for Aaron to stop DRINKING

I wish for MaryAnn to find her DREAM surfer DUDE

I wish for Kellys back to Get Better

I want my sister to be happy

I want my parents to enjoy life with no worries

I wish for Certain people to SEE life the way I see it as a beautiful world with wonderful people and endless possibilities.

This year I hope to Influence Materialistic People to stop and smell the Roses. And Wannabe Peoples to just be themselves. And people with grudges, to just let it go.....

OK i think im done for the day. For some reasoN, i FEEL SAPPY! hahah!! like i'm the TYPICAL GOOD BOY or PRiest type person dude kinda human thing.... YUCK!! no offense to priests and GOoD samaritans but thats something i don't wanna be. Thats why i don't normally talk like this.. but it's a NEW YEAR and i can make an exception for this day.

Lates everybody!! Enjoy the upcomming Holidays!! I'm going to be Calvin from calvin & hobbes for Halloween!! whoOO! OH yAH!! do i really look like a japanese ANIME character?? people say if i spike my hair i look like i came straight from an ANIME or Video GAME! hahaha something for me to ponder...... ??