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Starcraft ftw? kkthx play sc gg SC> all uh huh roflcopterz
well anyways...who wants to play some starcraft!?!
IM me and we'll see if we can set up some games?! =D
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| - Separate Ways
FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The
first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son
is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then
went to flight school to become a pilot . Eventually he became a
partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's
so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The
third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated
each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:
"What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The
fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and
he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and
a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
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| it's SCHOOL!!! nooooooooooooooo
So how's everyone doing?!
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