Currently Listening Songs Not to Get Married To By Reggie and the Full Effect see related

ohhhh, how wrong i was.

a stunning total of TWO people read my last entry.

so with my apologies to caitlin,

Dear Matt and/or Caitlin,

       My weekend sucked ass, basically.

       Guys suck ass.

       Girls suck even more ass, myself included.

       Dogs can suck it.  Honestly, I really don't see why they need to be a part of my life. 

       Let's all say "suck" one more time. 

       Cats are smelly, as well.  Soon, i'll be living with andrea for a few days, with her mother, her mother's fiance, her brother, and her two cats, little hairy pieces of fuck, not unlike some people i go to school with.  When i wake up in the morning after sleeping at andreas, i sometimes have to cough a few times to dislodge the cat hair from my airway.  The cat hair concentration in the air is almost always at least twenty percent higher than the humidity level.  Once, when kelsey and i were at andreas, kelsey was complaining about andrea's cats.  The orange fat one then took it upon himself to spray her, in some sort of territorial, alpha-male excretion of a bodily fluid.  We then proceeded to bitch directly to andrea, since this was clearly her doing.

       I ate a bag of club crackers that expired exactly one year ago today. 

                                                                                            Love,

                                                                                           Sydney

Currently Listening Sirens and Condolences By Bayside see related

There is only one person who may or may not see this.

Hey Matt!

you're the only person who would ever read this, really, so its pointless for me to avoid practically making it a letter to you.

Today was gay, simply put.

Danielle Dobek hit me across the throat with her hockey stick. I don't know what part of that sentence is the worst.

It's been a good run, but I think it's fair to say that it's time for this slightly satirical, autobiographical journey to come to a close.

</3Goodbye

Currently Listening Changesbowie see related

alright, so no warped, but billy idol. the billy idol. at the house of blues, no less.

not much up. hanging out with people and trying to maintain my hobbies. however mundane they may be, they make me happy. ha

oh, and I, sidney carone, went karoake-ing. hell yeah. i felt really good about myself about 45 minutes later, when i stopped shaking.

Sidney Marie Carone's Aliases

Your movie star name: Salsa Joseph Your fashion designer name is Sidney Milan Your socialite name is Johnny Buckethead Vegas Your fly girl / guy name is S Car Your detective name is Bat Andrew Your barfly name is Frozen Dinner Beer Your soap opera name is Marie Oketo Seton Your rock star name is Ferrero Rocher Time Your Star Wars name is Sidbri Carmic Your punk rock band name is The Mildly Pissed Syringe

Currently Listening Broken Boy Soldiers By The Raconteurs see related

DUDE. billy idol and most likely warped. dude.

the past week has been possibly the most productive in my entire life. wooooooooooooooooo! [haha kels would know what that means]. but seriously, just thinking about the past few days is fun.

billy idol at house of blue on friday [with my mom, lol.]

and, mental drumroll please, most likely warped on the thirtieth with faith and her sister. we'll have to miss a lot of leah's party though, so i feel bad. but it's warped tour. come on.

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.