Cuz' chicken is better.

WHOAA! Today was hella lotta fun! I went to Knotts Berry Farm: Soak City!!!! AND I WAS LIKE "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!" It was so frickin' fun! HOLY SHITTT. It wasn't that much fun at first though, cuz' we went in this Tidal Wave thing... Hella lotta black people in there, with these things that make them float... The round things that go around your waist... I dunno what it's called. BUT THAT SHIT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO LAME. HAHHAHHAHAHH! Here's the scenario. Just close your eyes... And imagine 1,000,000 black little kids with a few of everything else in there in a clear pool. Now imagine that pool having waves. Okay. Now (YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU AIN'T CLOSING YOUR EYES) you're at the 5'7 feet range (or just over your nose, for all you tall people) and one of those round makes-you-float things SLAPS you in the face! Then you notice 12 MORE AFTER! SOME AT THE SAME TIME TOO! And don't think that there aren't underwater dangers as well. Little kids. Little black and little white kids. KICKING YOUR NUTS. Anyhoo... We (me and my siblings), decided to get out since our genitalia couldn't handle any more physical contact with someone else's heel/foot/(somehow head... LOL jk). Then we went on the ride that makes you go NYROOOOOM! It goes SUPER fast and it's SUPER LONG. And it's SUPER-STEEP TOO! You have to cross your arms and shit. The wait wasn't that long either! OMG, that was fun. Not to mention, there were some pretty BANGIN' BITCHES. HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH. Naughty Vin. STOP.

Okay. Made me start a new paragraph. Anyhoo... I BETTER HAVE GOTTEN A GREAT TAN. IF I DIDN'T.... I'm gonna go to the beach tomorrow then. LOL! I seriously need to take a lot more stuff seriously. And because i'm so tired and it's like... Bedtime already, I better finish this post tomorrow. EAT SPHINCTER!!!! Latez!

                                                          

Strongbad pwns your ass! Alvin and Tami sure agree with me. This is a note to self: I must get a picture or gif. of Triumph: The Insult Comic Dog. Yes yes yesy esy esy! Now I can never forget.

Damn. I seriously can't get enough of Avril Lavigne's CD. It's too awesome! AHHHHHHHH! HAVE I GONE... EMO? Well. The hairdo will explain all! Watch! When school comes back... I'm GONNA LOOK LIKE... GUESS WHO... HEHEHEHEHEHE! I'll upload my picture when the time is right. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm excited. Anyhoo.... Every site for me is down... Except those... Certain few. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA! I just realized how much porn there is in the West High School yearbook. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA! PEOPLE, STOP WEARING TIGHT CLOTHING OR EXPECT YOUR DANGER ZONE TO BE REVEALED. Well. That was my little ma[n]date on life. PAYCEEE!!!!