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Pick the month u wer born in***********
January: I raped
February: I hate
March: i get mad when i see
April: I hung out with
May: I love
June: I kissed
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: Hilary Duff
4: The Village People
5: Mi Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Napoleon Dynamite
10: A Fat Guy
11: A kit-kat bar
12: Mi Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: Your Mom
16: John Stamos
17: Dillion and Cole Sprouts
18: ALesbian
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A DVD Player
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: the hottest girl alive
25: Quagmire
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Mi Mom
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur middle Name**********
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because im kool like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i was drunk
F: Because mi mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to biznatch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because im dead sexy
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally ill
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Beacuase i love waffles
S: Because im thinkin Arby's
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i have issues and need a life xp
W: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
X: Because i have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i hav a third nipple