RoyalPineapple: girlfirends are overrated
RoyalPineapple: plus although sex with a girl is definitely more pleasurable, masturbation is so much more efficient
SoAP: i'll take the real thing if i can get it
RoyalPineapple: i dunno... ive gotten some bunk ass blowjobs, where im kinda waiting for it to end
RoyalPineapple: thinking, ya know if i were alone i could finish this up lickedy split and still have time to watch House

--- bobby sets ban on *!*@*.mx
<@bobby> lets see the mexicans get over that wall.

hjdjoo: well, you know what they say
hjdjoo: "the second-best way to get into a girl's pants is to play the guitar"
hjdjoo: "the absolute best way is chloroform"
hjdjoo: -plutarch
hjdjoo: or was that plato?
hjdjoo: it was one of the great philosophers i think.

<Thrae> Your testes are egg-shaped, because testes used to be ovaries before your gender was determined pre-birth.
<Thrae> All men started out with female sex organs until gender was specified. It explains a lot, eh?
<ckknight> we overcame adversity.

<Pulits> So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist.
<Maltos> Why the fuck I have the impression this is going to be nasty?
<Pulits> They're all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!"
<Pulits> And everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!"
<Pulits> Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!"
<Maltos> Ok dude this is sick.
<Pulits> Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!"
<Maltos> Jesus leave the cat alone!
<Pulits> So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!"
<Pulits> Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!"
<Maltos> What does the masochist says, then?
<Pulits> "Miau."
<Maltos> HAHAHAHA. XD

Thank you Bash.org... You have inspired me to post on xanga... when all hope was lost.

Zach

The 13adger of Slyness

I think I'mma give up xanga... no one ever updates... just kinda boring.

Zach

The 13adger of Slyness

My coach said something to us before the football game on friday that really struck a cord with me. It was one of those speeches, even though he gives them before every game, that are supposed to get us pumped. I dont know if it worked for anyone on the team, but what he said to the team were words to live by.

He said," You know, I was talking to one of my friends from college about the game tonight. He told me to tell y'all this, ' At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212, it boils. The steam from boiling water has the power to cook your food, run a locomotive, or turn a turbine and light a city. At 211 degrees water is hot. At 212, it boils. That's what separates the good from the great. One degree."

I just thought that was really cool.

Zach

The 13adger of Slyness

SO, this weekend has gone by very slowly... very slowly. I managed to read one book... beat Doom 3. Watch Cast Away twice *three if I get my say tonight*. That is a great movie. The last lines are amazing:

~"We both had done the math. Kelly added it all up and... knew she had to let me go. I added it up, and knew that I had... lost her. 'cos I was never gonna get off that island. I was gonna die there, totally alone. I was gonna get sick, or get injured or something. The only choice I had, the only thing I could control was when, and how, and where it was going to happen. So... I made a rope and I went up to the summit, to hang myself. I had to test it, you know? Of course. You know me. And the weight of the log, snapped the limb of the tree, so I-I - , I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over *nothing*. And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"

Outstanding... 

Doc made a great point about this movie a couple of years ago. I dont know if you remember him saying it, but it stuck with me. He said, if you pay attention to the movie, they dont place any music, none, at all, until when he finally get sof the island. And it is the saddest, loneliest music you've ever heard. It completely makes Tom Hank's experience come alive. And then, as Wilson is drifting away, with Tom Hank's crying over it all, the sad melody palys again. It completely breaks your heart. Outstanding use of music. I dont think I have ever seen such an outstanding use of music in any movie.

Look forward to seeing you guys again tommorow.

Payce V

Zach

The 13adger of Slyness

Three Days Grace- Let It Die

We had fire in our eyes
In the beginning I
Never felt so alive
In the beginning you
You blame me but
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't want to hear it anymore

I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore

We had time on our side
In the beginning we
We had nothing to hide
In the beginning you
You blame me but
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't want to hear it anymore

I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore

You say that I didn't try
You say that I didn't try
You say that I didn't try

I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore

Tonight is going to be sick nasty 'caus I am having some homemade vegetable soup with grilled cheese. Dont you wish you were me.

Zach

The 13adger of Slyness

~edit~

So, something just hit me. And, it really kinda makes me happy to ponder over it. I love my dogs. I really do. Above everyone in the world, I believe i care more for my dogs than anyone else. I just dont get it it. How can an animal be so loyal, and never judge you. You can treat a dog like an absolute piece of dirt, and yet, they will still love you. And still bark the moment your car pulls into the driveway and meet you at the door. And, I dont think I have ever felt so bad as when I yelled at my dog for doing something bad, like using the restroom on the carpet, and seen their reactions, seen the fact that they know that they've done something bad.