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Hey guys! This will be my last update...here is something that I thought was really cool!
Someone will always be prettier.
Some will always be smarter.
Some of their houses will be bigger.
Some will drive a better car.
Their children will do better in school.
And their husband will fix more things
around the house.
So let it go,
and love you and your circumstances.
Think about it!
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know,
she's got the car, the house, the clothes....
might be lonely.
And the Word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,
"I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!"
Winners make things happen--
Losers let things happen.
Shelbi~
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The love story of Jim and Edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ... (keep reading)
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?"
Shelbi~
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| I thought these were funny...
Enjoy.
Shelbi~
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I stole this from Jessica...I didn't have anything else to update with and I liked it...the end.
ONLY iN AMERiCA
* ONLY iN AMERiCA can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA are the handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
* ONLY iN AMERiCA-- do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
* ONLY iN AMERiCA do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, & diet coke
* ONLY iN AMERiCA do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
* ONLY iN AMERiCA do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway & put our useless junk in the garage
* ONLY iN AMERiCA do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won`t miss a call from someone we didn`t wanna talk to in the first place.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA do they buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8
* ONLY iN AMERiCA do they use the word "politics" to describe the process so well. "poli" in latin meaning MANY & "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures"
* ONLY iN AMERiCA do they have have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering. |
Shelbi~
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| DUDES!
I thought you needed to know this interesting little bit of information
On Wednesday, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00
in the morning, the time and date will be
01:02:03 04/05/06
That won't ever happen again in our lifetime. ( until 2106 )
You may now return to your normal life. But I thought this was something
that you should add to your knowledge.
Shelbi~
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