Do it the Mexican way...parks
I went to play basket ball with the crew today and and surprisingly, i'm not that bad. I mean I used to make like 1 out of every 4 shots, now it's like every other shot or so, but that's besides the point. After the game, me, david, and Humberto jus chilled and started to talk. It ended up with a list of things Mexicans do at the park...it went something like this:
You kno your Mexican if:
1.You kno your Mexican if: You get your spot before anyone else by getting there before the park is legally open/ before the sun comes up.
2. You kno your Mexican if: When you get to the park, you brought your whole family...in the same car.
3. You kno your Mexican if: You ALWAYS have carne asada, and ALWAYS add the same seasoning...that chili powder, onion and lemon.
4. You kno your Mexican if: You meet family you never knew you had at the park.
5. You kno your Mexican if: Every cooler is filled with the same thing...bargain soda and beer(preferably Budweiser and or Corona)
6. You kno your Mexican if: You always have the same side dishes...rice, salad, and beans(in many varieties).
7. You kno your Mexican if: You brought along a stereo with enough power to warrant an arrest.
8. You kno your Mexican if: After all the meat is gone...you have roasted corn.
9. You kno your Mexican if: You play soccer...duh!
10. You kno your Mexican if: One or more of your little cousins always seriously injures themselves with an act of stupidity.
11. You kno your Mexican if: At the end of the day, your uncles are completly tanked(drunk off their asses).
12. You kno your Mexican if: If it's a B-day, and theres a pinata, chances are someone got hurt.
13. You kno your Mexican if: Your offered beer by your abuelito.
14. You kno your Mexican if: Your abuelito told you a tramatizing story while drunk.
15. You kno your Mexican if: When you say your going to the park, it means your staying there ALL DAY, from morining till the park closes or your told to leave.
16. You kno your Mexican if: When you do leave, you take something with you you didn't bring along.
Uhh...it's 1AM right now...I'll continue this later so much more I forgot...nite.
~Jay~ |