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StoneMonkey79
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Country: United States
State: Kansas
Metro: Topeka
Birthday: 10/31/1979
Gender: Male
Interests: good friends, fine dining, swimming naked...maybe combining all three?
Expertise: Listening. Laughing.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  stonemonkey79
Member Since:
4/14/2005
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| Hey Boys!First of all: yes, I'm still alive. Very much alive in fact...some great times this summer.
You just have to know where to find me...aim chatting is more my thing
currently, but I'm checking this thing again now. Check out the
survey below...read my answers and then comment back filling in your
own..I had fun taking this.
JACKOFF SURVEY
Highlight and copy this survey into the comment box and put in YOUR answers.
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How many times a day do you jackoff? once or twice
Do you use your right or left hand? either hand...like to mix it up
Ever do it with friends? me and a buddy out at the lake, yes.
Ever jack another dude off? yes. in my bed and in a hotel bed.
Ever tasted your own cum? small taste...don't go for that.
Do you ever have wet dreams? only once in my whole life...when i actually went 2 months without jacking off.
How big is your dick? 7 inches hard
Do you shave your balls or trim anything down there? yes...keep things nice and trimmed.
Cut or uncut? cut
Does your cum shoot or ooz? it shoots man!
Where is the weirdest place you have jacked off? I love that question...I
always ask that...I'd say outside at a public lake (but away from
people...I think), every room of my parents' house while i was in high
school, in my car while driving (and a trucker past me and saw me).
Ever jacked off at school? ohhhhh yeah. if my teachers only knew...
How old were you when you first jacked off? 6th grade i think...see my xanga entry, there's a whole page on that.
Did someone teach you to jack off? if so who? nope. had to figure it out on my own.
Do you get lots of precum ? not on my own....with another guy, different story.
Do you use lube? If yes, what do you use? not usually...prefer au naturale...less mess, i can do it anywhere.
Fast and aggressive, or strong slow stroking? more slow big strokes...dang, i'm getting hard answering this.
Describe favorite way to stroke it (whole hand/shaft/tip/two
fingers...etc): whole hand on my dick, big up and down strokes
that touch the tip as well as shaft.
Are you gay? bi? str8? gay
Ever get caught jacking off? only once...but several other times i've wished someone would catch me!
Ever made a video jacking off? yes. several.
What do you usualy jack off to? my imagination, myself, or computer porn.
Ever think of any of your friends when you jack off? some, yes.
Is your cum thick or thin? juicy
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you shoot your cum on your stomach or onto/into something else? on my
stomach...sometimes up to my neck...and several weeks ago with a buddy
were laying in bed and i shot it in my eye. shit!
Are you hard right now from talking about this? Lol!!! yes. how did you know!
Ever tried to suck your own cock? tried...but can't.
When do you jack off the most? late night
Who would you most want to see jacking off?
-Moviestar: Ryan Phillippe
-Sports guy: one of the hot tennis dudes
-Guy I know: a guy I work with who's adorably scruffy, sexiest grin, and amazing 'soccor legs'...i think he'd be HOT naked.
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Some "Posts of Interest" from 2005
(put the dates in the search box below to read these)
April 16 Pool Story
April 21 Pool Story 2
May 1 Finally Updated
May 3 Lifeguard's Name: Mitchell
June 1 My First Ejaculation (you'll enjoy this)
June 10 Cruel Intentions / Ryan Phillippe
Sep 6 Visiting a Nude
Lake
Oct11 What I'm About...some of my desires/what I
look for
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| Happy Late Valentines Day!
No date for me...this time anyway...but I've read some of your stories,
and I'm happy and jealous for your success in the dating/sex scene.
In other news: Queer As Folk reruns are back. I'm giving in to that enjoyable treat when I'm up late.
In still other news: of the academy award nominees I was most impressed with the movie Crash. I highly recommend it to anyone and everyone.
Anybody wanna take a roadtrip to somewhere warm, sunny, and with
saphire-blue waters? Yeah. Me too. Let's pack up and
go. Oh wait. I live in the most land-locked state in the
U.S. Oh well. Guess a lake will have to do.
Swimsuit
still optional however.
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| I need new comments.
I never see any of you guys when I'm online.
The last few nights I've been up really late...like past 1am...I'd
probably feel better at work if I'd go to bed at a better hour.
Sweet dreams!
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| I should NOT still be up...but here I am and there's a new pic.
So I was flipping through the channels and there's a showtime channel
that has all-out soft porn at this time of night...strange...I didn't
realize this aired on regular cable channels. Now don't get me
wrong, it's not that good...it focuses a lot more on the
lady/boobies/etc...and it's obviously all faked...I know my mathematics
and angles...haha...the guy is not at the right angle to actually be
inside her. Still, it made me hard while I watched the guy for a
bit though.
Where is summer?
Can I please put on board shorts and go to the beach now?
(only to take them off once one of my buds shows up)
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