Just when all my balls were arranged perfectly down below...

My car is less than 3 months old. On Tuesday I blew a gasket (sp?). There were also some sensor issues that needed to be fixed...all totalling somewhere in the vicinity of $1,250.

Furthermore, by car DIED at a red light at 32nd and Prospect. Some gangsta thugs were nice enough to push it to the side of the road...where a gas station was. This gas station was so shady, the gas cost $2.23/gal. Luckily, I had it towed quickly enough that the tires or any other parts weren't stripped and stolen.

I have NO IDEA where I'm going to get the money to pay for the repairs.

Yo, Jesus...a little help please?

There is a Snakes on a Plane soundtrack! 96.5 is already playing the title track, appropriately called "Snakes On A Plane (Bring It)." The "rap group" ( I use that term loosely) is called Cobra Starship. I urge you to check it out. Seriously though, most of the album is decent....too bad this one song has to ruin it.

In other news, I have completed my first full week of school. I can't even tell you how tired I am.

"Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!"

Go see Ricky Bobby. It might be the most ridiculous movie I've seen all year.

Royals v. Yankees on Labor Day...anyone in?

PS- Natalie Portman on SNL tonight...smokin' hot lady.

A Dumb Idea:  Trying to buy Cubs tickets for a summer vacation

A Dumber (for your grammar nazis, More Dumb) idea- Trying to buy Cubs tickets for the 4th of July weekend

The Dumbest idea: Finding out the Cubs play the Sox during said weekend, and still trying.

Seriously, who do I have to blow to get a few tickets? I refuse to spend $200 per ticket, thats just nuts.

This may be an impossible quest, but I still have 9 days to find out!

There is a t-shirt currently on ebay with the following words...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.