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| Going Home So in about an hour we are leaving New Jersey and coming home. Im kinda busy packing so here is something funny I stole from Emily: Here are some things that you can to at WALMART!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Make up an iten, and ask the NEW clerks if they have it in stock.
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| Super Quick UpdateOk, So New Attitude was pretty cool. And other than twisting my ankle I had fun. As you can see Graduation is coming up. So I am really busy trying to get everything done. I have Finals this week. I also have to work everyday after school, so this is going to be interesting. Extremely Excited for Harvey Cedars. Have to go now. Till my next post... | | |
| AHHHHHH!!!Recently I haven't been a fan of long posts. Or posts with anything important in them. I usually just ramble on. This time I will try to keep the rambling to a minimum. So, It is Sunday night. I am sitting at my computer. I just went to see Shrek 3. Funny Funny Movie! Brandon and his girlfriend just left to go back home. And I should really be in bed now. Anyway, It's gonna be a really busy week. School all week. Plus I work Monday and Tuesday. And in this time I have a science report to write, a senior report to write, a history quiz, a ton of math, a ton of Chemistry, and a bunch of other stuff to do. All before New Attitude friday. Speaking of NA. I'm kinda not really excited. I don't know... i'm just under alot of stress right now and this conference is almost adding to it. I don't mean to sound like i'm complaining. Once school is over and I catch up on my sleep. Everything will be ok again. So I think the point of this post started out being that I am going to be so busy this week trying to get everything done by friday. I'm not even sure if I will have time to get online and I saw I had not updated in a while so I thought "what the heck'. Well, Gotta go do laundry and homework and go to sleep. Hope I didn't ramble too much Till my next post... P.S. I guess this wasn't really a long post, but i'm tired. | | |
| Insert Witty Title HereSpiderman 3 is awesome I'm going to New Attitude Contemplating some big changes in my life Too tired to care right now Have school and work tomorrow Off to bed Till my next post... | | |
| Kinda...Sorta...Yup...I'm happy.So Happy! School's Canceled! Most of my Homeworks done! Emily's not mad at me!  And at the moment neither are my parents! So I finally put a slideshow on my site. Check it Out! Till my next post... | | |
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