What a busy weekend. I'm gonna mention Zoe. She was a participant in my weekend so there.

We went shopping for Zoe at BuyBuyBaby and got her a new stroller and then we returned our BPA Avent bottles at Babies r' Us. We went to a baby shower in Brooklyn and then drove over to the Bloomberg Summer Party out in Randall's Island.

The highlight of the weekend for me was finally getting to see Sex and The City. Omigod I loved it! I was so sad when it ended. SO SAD! There wasn't even a closing into a sequel. Boo! Ok first of all can I just say Charlotte York was like the cutest thing in that movie! I loved her when Carrie ran up to Big and started hitting him with her bouquet and then she turned around to cry on Charlotte's shoulder and Charlotte looked like she had been crying too and Big starts to talk to Carrie and Charlotte's like "NO! NO!" and just holds Carrie and pulls her to the car while still giving Big a dirty look. Carrie's moshisuh! Samantha is usually my favorite but I LOVED Charlotte in this one. I thought the movie was perfect. There were times when I would turn to Angie and I'd be like "Oh c'MON! Who the fuck would wear that?!" Oh and Angie and I gasped at the walk-in closet scene. Hahaha Her hands went up to her mouth mind you and I think I heard a lot of women gasp. Almost like an orgasmic gasp. And Big? Omigod he's sooo moshisuh(sp)! Steve disappointed me. I mean yeah Miranda can be a bitch but that's no reason to cheat just cuz your woman ain't givin you any poontang. I remember when Miranda said what she did to Big I was pissed. Angie and I were like "WTF did she do that for?!" Didn't Miranda look good in this movie? I mean better than how they usually make her look? And OMG I wish I didn't see her naked man.

I don't even watch it for the shoes or clothes. I watch it cause I envy their friendship. I mean they're all sooo different but yet it's like they're the perfect friends for each other and they're so loyal. Who wouldn't want that? Ya know?

Omigosh I really am sad that it's over. I can't wait for it to come out on video so I can complete my collection!

Oh and who the fuck puts a blue bird in your veil?! C'mon!!

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No miss, they're dead."

The policeman got out of his car and the lad who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the policeman said. The lad replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the lad on his way without a ticket.

A truck driver was driving along on the motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No actually, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol."

A crowded British Airways flight was cancelled. A single agent was booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS. "The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public announcement microphone."May I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity , please come to Gate 14." With the people behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F***you! "Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class stifled their laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student and said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Omigod I almost killed my babies but then I threw a plastic cup on top and all is well!