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Name: Roger
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: San Diego
Birthday: 12/4/1987
Gender: Male
Interests:
Currently:
Motorcycles
Music (Mostly Indie and Hip Hop)
School
Games, preferably computer, But i will pwn joo noobs at anything really
Expertise:
Oh shit grrl anything you say, i can do.
i be a superhero.
Message: message me
AIM:  Subrbn Saki
Member Since:
9/17/2003
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| Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!! w00t w00t w00t. get fat. be merry. eat eat eat.
Today is a special day for many many people. Tis a day when we all join together as a family and eat, drink, partaaay. w00t
I wanna dedicate this entry to thanksgiving and to those foo's that
created this holiday allowing the people of the future to have a grand
excuse to skip school and stop work. So to celebrate this marvelous day
ive decided to post sum t-givin poems and jokes.
Enjoy!
Turkey in the barnyard, what does he say?
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble all day.
Turkey on the table, what do I say?
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy all day.
Turkey in my tummy, what do I say?
I ate too much on Thanksgiving Day!
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
-Boy! I'm stuffed!
A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were
discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. The American asked
if Thanksgiving was celebrated in the UK.
-"Yes," the British journalist replied, "but we celebrate it on the 6th of September."
-"Why then?"
-"That's when you chaps left."
Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner
1.
Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in
the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that
it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.
2. When everyone
goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I
didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.
3. Bring
along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not
looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When
he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.
4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.
5.
During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't
notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for
nothing."
To prepare a turkey like the one
above....
Simply Cut foil into desired
shapes, place on turkey & roast.
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| Your Birthdate: December 4 |  Being born on the 4th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer.
You may be more responsible and self-disciplined than you realize.
Sincere and honest, you are a serious and hard working individual.
Your feelings are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times.
The
number 4 has something of an inhibiting effect on your ability to show
and express affections, as feeling are very closely regulated and
controlled.
You are apt to be much more practical, rational, and conscious of details.
There is a good deal of rigidity and stubbornness associated with the number 4. |
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| School has begun. Firstly: college rox secondly: weed rox and finaly: Jay and Silent Bob Rox
also. i added sum awesome music. but srry mozilla users it doesnt work on ur browsers. so in order to listen to the music IE is the only way to go. 
Thus. a tribute to my homies. JnSB
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
Mother motherfuck
Mother motherfuck fuck
Motherfuck motherfuck
Noise, noise, noise
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Noise, noise noise
Shmokin'Weed shmoking wizz
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts!
Rollin' blunts and smokin'-
(Uh, lemme get a nickel back)
15 Bucks, little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesnt show
then you owe me owe me owe
-(My Jungle Love, I think I wanna know ya know ya)
::peace::
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