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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

  • He's Special

    YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS!!!!
    Seriously, funniest thing I've found to post here in a long time. And I've posted some funny stuff.
    I'm posting video 5 because it's currently my favorite, but you have to watch the first four to get a couple of the jokes.
    LINK


    BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    /edit
    THIS ONE IS AWESOME (Vid 8)!!!! Knock knock....
    LINK

    Guests include Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day (Penny from Dr. Horrible), and yes, Doug Jones.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Saturday, July 19, 2008

  • What the F&$*?

    You guys know me. I don't get political. But, WHAT THE FUCK?!
    Read this story. It's comforting: LINK

    And another WTF moment, this one on the funny side, when a guy who once robbed a McDonalds is one of the finalists in their update-the-Big-Mac-jingle competition.
    LINK

  • Right

    Just a couple of things today.

    - I fixed the link to the super-hydrated cats of doom article. It wasn't actually a link to the article before, but a link to my Google Reader, so that's fixed now.

    - Google Reader is the bomb diggity.

    - This quote makes my heart warm and fluttery:
    "All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action." ~ James Russell Lowell

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

  • F*#$ Lost

    The mystery behind Heroes is MUCH more awesome. And I know what it is already.


    Waffles.

    Need some proof? Check it out at the LINK

    And Mr. Muggles is a shape-changing villain whose true identity will be revealed in the upcoming Season 3 appropriately titled, Villains.

    Oh that Anonymous... Here's a funny quote:
    "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats." ~ Anonymous

Sunday, July 13, 2008

  • "They've stopped complaining...

    ....and have become extremely athletic and hydrated super-cats of doom."
    from Engadget, in regards to the use of the device in this article: LINK

    I am so happy.
    "Studios have become such big fans of the fanboys that the annual four-day showcase for all things comicbook and genre-related in San Diego has become arguably as important as ShoWest, Sundance or Cannes as a promotional vehicle of new movies and TV shows." from a Variety article about the importance of Comic-Con to Hollywood.
    This is the article: LINK

    Not to mention the word fanboy is now a Merriam-Webster official word. That's right, it's in the frakking dictionary.
    My goal in life is now to get the word frakking in there too.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

  • That Sucks

    And by "that" I mean YOUR FACE.
    This is another one of those "I'm bored and it's 3am so let's post on Xanga" posts.
    But then I couldn't think of a suitable topic. The first thing that came to mind was masturbation. Pun intended.

    When I finished with that, I decided I could write about geeky things. But you've all probably heard enough of that from me by now. Actually I'm going to go ahead and plug DOCTOR MOTHER F&$*@#$ WHO. You should all go watch the relaunched show right now. Seriously. Come back when you've watched Series 1 through 4.

    WASN'T THAT FUCKING INCREDIBLE?!?!?!?
    Now you know what a Dalek, an Ood, and a TARDIS is. And forget that guy from Grey's Anatomy, Captain Jack Harkness is one dreamy m***** f*****.

    You know what? I've decided to devote this entire posting to Doctor Who. Starting with the greatest Doctor to ever take on the role: David Tenant. The man is funny, is entirely plausible as a member of a super-intelligent, hyper-advanced alien race, and he was in one of the Harry Potter movies. Plus he dated the chick from Moonlight (one of the most underrated shows of 07/08. Seriously CBS, get your collective faces out of your collective asses and bring back the shows that people actually like! How can you cancel Jericho AND Moonlight you twats?!). He's got greek cred written all over his face.
    And just for fun, one of his ex's is James McAvoy's wife. Suck on that, guy from Wanted! (Actually, I very much enjoy the talents of James McAvoy. He was awesome in King of Scotland, and Wanted wasn't thaaaaat shabby. And if they had done it right, he would've gotten to bone Angelina Jolie in that film. Which would've meant that a man who got to pretend bone Angelina Jolie settled for David Tennant's sloppy seconds. SCORE 1 FOR TENNANT!)
    Lastly, the man would be absolutely, downright perfect to play the role of Barnell Bohusk, aka the magnificent BEAK! Seriously, look up a picture of Beak, the Marvel character, and look up a picture of Tennant as the Doctor and compare the two. His haircut as the Doctor cinches the deal. If they ever make another X-Men movie about the Xorn saga, or an Exiles movie, or a current volume New Warriors movie I would cast David Tennant as Beak before anyone else.

    Since I'm actually starting to get tired, I just want to say a short something about my least favorite Doctor - Christopher Eccleston. You all may know him better as Claude from Heroes. He's the guy that turns invisible. Let's just say him only doing 1 series for the show is a fantastic decision, because his turn as the Great Gallifreyan Doctor sucked balls. Big, hairy, gorilla-like balls. He was rarely if ever funny. He never came off as being clever, something Tennant does without even trying (which is a great attribute for being the Doctor). And his chemistry with Rose was virtually non-existent. 2 thumbs down for Christopher Eccleston.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Sunday, June 01, 2008

  • I Am Still Awake

    So I'm going to start keeping track of things/thoughts as I continue to stay awake.
    1) It is 5:03 am, and I'm watching a Girls Gone Wild preview type show on channel 34, because I'm tired of listening to the "male enhancement" infomercials.
    2) I have never been to High Rock.
    3) I'm going to stop eating and become a manorexic so I can lose, like, 100 lbs before I go back to school.
    4) I just finished looking at every single Facebook photo of Malachi....
    5) I miss people. And apparently I miss out. A lot. I pretty much blame all of you.
    6) Even when you do try to include me and I'm just in too shitty a mood to come along.
    7) Damnit, even GGW has devolved into more male enhancement commercials. Extenze. It's the way to go. TV off.
    8) Right now (5:38) I'm reading about how to be a better conversationalist. I feel like I know this stuff, I just...have a problem applying it.
    9) There should be a website that gathers all kinds of headlines, movie/book/game reviews and other interesting factoids/questions or whatever that helps people like me join conversations. One of the things the site I'm reading emphasized was knowing a little bit about a lot in order to start/fill a conversation. I think a site dedicated to conversational topics would be awesome.
    10) Will somebody please take me to High Rock tomorrow so I can say I've been there? I'll love you forever and ever...
    11) and ever.
    12) I enjoy the fact that I didn't start this until after 5 am.
    13) The Strangers was a boring, stupid movie.
    14) I think I'm ok with being weird (SHOCK!). And from now on, if I'm at a party or something and I'm meeting new people, I'm going to start asking random questions like "What's your favorite color?" or "What would your reaction be if I were to tell you that Stephen Colbert just blew up a small town in South Carolina?"
    15) I don't think I'm going to sleep anytime soon. And with that, exactly 1 hour after I started, I will end this little experiment of mine. Have a good day!

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Pulse

THE_pHess has no pulse!...