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Taffy_Kitten
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Country: United States State: Michigan Birthday: 6/5/1992 Gender: Female
Interests: I love cats, (duh, because I am one) and bothering the fleabag known as my sister, India. Expertise: I am an expert at bother people that I dislike!!!!
Message: message meEmail: email me AIM: QueenFrostfur
Member Since:
8/9/2004
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| Hay Hay Hay Fat Albert is coming to town! All you *hiccup* kiddies had better be *hiccup* good >>passes out<< | | |
| Sorry that i have not written any new entries in a while. Things have been hectic since we found out that was pregnant. She had TWINS on Tuesday and since then they have not quit bitching!!! I have not gotten any sleep at all this week! I swear one of these days I am gonna snap and kill one of those annoying little pests!!!! Everyone has been rushing around the house trying to aid to in her "time of need." I have been stepped on about a billion times!!!! Life sure is harsh right now. But it won't be once I hire some help in getting rid of those darn babies. I will consider it my personal job to see that they naver consieve another baby!!! | | |
| Being a cat SUCKS!! For real! You always get stepped on!! I fixed my layout!! Go me! Taffy | | |
| Hello again!
Yesterday, Master and Mistress went to the human vet. When they came home, Mistress was rejoicing and laughing. She picked me up and put the pad of my paw on her stomach. "Do you feel that," she said,"I am going to have a baby!" My eyes widened with fear as I heard her say those terrible words.No! it can't be!!! I had a bad experience with human babies at my former home! Violent little creatures, they are! I must find some way to avoid them!! If it knows what's good for it, it will simply bother India and leave me alone! Wish me luck.
Yours truly,
Taffy | | |
| Late last night Master and Mistress went into their bedroom and locked the door, making it impossible for me to see what they were doing. I had an idea though. I could hear Mistress barking like a dog and Master moaning, which I found to be VERY DISTURBING!!! When the door finally opened Master came out with a bottle of something Viagra™ in one hand and a beer in the other . He also had something sticking out of his pants. Mistress started singing "Bootylicious" which I found odd because she is 86 years old. Whatever it was that they did in there they must have enjoyed it! | | |
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