| Things I learned from EQ 1. I can drink 20 shots of vodka in a few seconds and the only effect I will get is I will stumble around for a few minutes.
2. I can fall Thousands of feet into a body of water and remain unharmed.
3. I can outrun lions, tigers, bears, cheetahs, pumas, cougars, jaguars, and giants, but not some turtles.
4. I can kick a bat.
5. I can be kicked by a snake.
6. If I sneak behind any merchant, I can buy from him. This stands true even if I asked him once before sneaking and then started to sneak while in front of him.
7. Bears won't bite you, they only maul you.
8. Turning into a skeleton doesn't scare anyone.
9. If I stand several feet away from a monster that wants to squish me on sight, he will just stand there. Even If I start yelling at him.
10. I can singlehandedly kill every mob in blackburrow, runnyeye, and Crushbone, but local towns still cannot beat them.
11. Killing someone's sibling, god, or king doesn't make them that angry.
12. About 20 square feet of farmland is enough to feed a city.
13. You can sit in the frozen tundra for days without food or water and only wearing cloth clothes, and you won't even get a cold.
14. You can survive in lava for a few minutes.
15. You can take out a bear with one good punch.
16. Bears care about faction
17. You can sprint for hours, while wearing hundreds of pounds of armor.
18. You can take out a giant with a small hammer.
19. Dragons can't eat you.
20. If he is important, he will be 20 times the normal size.
21. It takes a small vial of dye to completely color any piece of armor.
22. Black people can't be short.
23. Wearing an eyepatch doesn't disorient you while swordfighting.
24. Mobs that have been attacking you for a few minutes, trying to eat you, will stop and go away if you play dead.
25. A few bone chips are all it takes to make a skeleton.
26. You can punch a ghost.
27. Instead of going around them, monsters decide to fully climb a tree.
28. If you fall 1000 feet you will be only hurt a little. If you fall 1001 feet you will die upon impact.
29. Monsters don't get hurt by falling, yet will avoid doing so if you fall off a ledge, and will find you by going around the entire dungeon.
30. Some dungeons collapse after exactly one hour.
31. All females have huge...
32. There are no fat people.
33. Dwarven Women apparently haven't heard of the razor.
34. When Bandits, Pirates, or Robbers kill you, they leave all of your belongings alone.
35. The rare item, the one that took you years of questing, the one that led you on an epic journey, the one that their is only one of, can be found on almost every person of your class.
36. Snakes carry money.
37. Merchants will buy tons of garbage and useless items, but they won't touch that super rare, awesome, sword you just bought.
38. Merchants will try to resell all of the useless junk they just bought at rediculous prices.
39. You can fit 1000 boulders in a bag.
40. If you are a prince, you will never become king.
41. You can still believe in your god after you kill it.
42. Instead of attacking you all at once, the gods and their denziens decide to hide in different places.
43. Midgets can wear pants an ogre can wear.
44. You can gain skill in foraging after finding water, underwater.
45. You can do more meelee damage with a wand than with a sword.
46. Tiny frogs will destroy you in seconds, but 50 lions at once can barely hurt you.
47. The second you step into some place evil, the sky becomes either light brown or red.
48. It can snow indoors.
49. Shadows go through walls.
50. I can read a map underwater.
51. I can tell what direction I am going by dropping a sword on the ground.
52. If a monster is much weaker than you, he will leave you alone. That is assuming you don't sit down.
53. As long as no one is angry at you, you can regenerate from any wound in a few minutes if you just sit down.
54. You can run for hours straight, but you can't jump just a few times in a row without getting tired.
55. You can attempt to disarm someone without a weapon.
56. You don't wanna know whats inside a hero sandwich.
57. They should write 3 letters tomb stones, but not RIP. LPW, or Loading please wait.
58. No one can die permanently, so what fills the graveyards?
59. Piles of dead bodies aren't gross or that unheard of.
60. You can fit into a set of plate armor in seconds.
61. You can talk after you die.
62. Ten gems can take up the same amount of space as 10 pieces of armor.
63. You don't wear a wristpouch.
64. If a giant has a ring, you can wear it as a belt.
65. Stay away from anyone named Veltar.
66. Apparently, I have ruined my own lands.
67. Poor Fippy...
68. You can only wear two rings, two earrings, and one necklace.
69. Wizards can master tons of magical spells, but still cannot figure out how to use a hammer.
70. No one knows how to wield a spear correctly.
71. Short people can see through walls by stepping close to them.
72. Monsters can pick any lock in seconds.
73. Newer ships move at almost 300 miles per hour.
74. Water in rivers doesn't move.
75. The second you kill someone, hundreds of people around the world know about it.
76. You can walk through a wall as long as it's slightly off color.
77. Some monsters have two scalps.
78. Not every monster has a head.
Just some funny tid bits from my gaming addiction....Everquest.....or Evercrack. I thought it was funny anyway >< |
