If I were...

If I were a month I would be: December, cold and vicious, with it's occasional cozy moments.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday. Hump Day. 'nuff said.

If I were a time of day I would be: 9 AM. I dunno. It's a nice time.

If I were a planet I would be: Earth.

If I were a sea animal I would be: A star fish. Cute but useless *wink*

If I were a direction I would be: whatever direction Tony Blair is currently facing. heh.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bed. Yeah. Rawr.

If I were a sin I would be: Lust. It's my personal favourite, though I'm probably wrath as well. Maybe I could be both. Lust and wrath often go hand-in-hand in my life.

If I were a liquid I would be: Vodka. Clear and seemingly harmless...

If I were a tree, I would be: I don't think I'd be a tree... but if I were I'd be a birch, becuase it kind of sounds like bitch.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A yellow rose. Not as naughty as red, but a little naughtier than a white one . Or an office plant, yes the kind that sits on a desk... a very nice plant, that sits on a nice desk... maybe the desk of a powerful British man... yesh. That's it.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be:A rainy day. Seemingly awful, but soon turns to fun and excitement! Wow, am I cheesy.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: I'd be a voice. Yep, that's a musical instrument, I'm a very vocal person.

If I were an animal, I would be: A black panther.

If I were a color, I would be: grey-ish blue. Sweet and subdued, professional looking.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: I have no idea. Now this is just silly.

If I were a sound, I would be: A British accent. yeah, I'd be my favourite sound.

If I were an element, I would be: Fire. Unpredictable.

If I were a car, I would be: A black Jaguar, very mysetrious and sexy. LOL.

If I were a song, I would be: "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage. A song about a negative person = perfect for me.

If I were a book, I would be written by: F. Scott Fitzgerald.

If I were a food, I would be: A scone. I go well with tea.

If I were a place, I would be: 10 Downing Street. 

If I were a material, I would be: silk, the kind that very expensive men's ties are made out of. Fine, but not overly feminen, with a strength to them.

If I were a taste, I would be: I think I would taste like brandy. Rich and mysterious, with a warm feeling.

If I were a scent, I would be: Rain, some people hate it, other love it..

If I were a word, I would be: Eloquence. It's my favourite word and at least 6 people have called me that in recent days, like Lydia<3

If I were an object, I would be: A tie. I have a thing for men in ties, so I wouldn't mind being one for a day.

If I were a body part I would be: A hand. I love men with nice hands.

If I were a facial expression I would be: A studious look.

If I were a shape I would be a: A Star. Pretty, but a lot of sharp corners, a bit complicated.

If I were a number I would be: 10. Okay... becuase it make sme think of 10 Downing Street.