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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:08:58 GMT

.... yeah....

I'm so bored... >=/
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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:51 GMT

...so I've been to this creation seminar and it's stinkin' awesome.

he showed us something on how evolutionist will tell you something
but they can't explain it....
and something on abortion..was the most nastiest thing ever..

...they have a comfort room..not for the mom nor father of the baby that has just been aborted...
but for the baby..so it can stop screaming and crying and just die...WHAT KIND OF COMFORT IS
THAT?!..

and..if we kill an eagle egg..we will go to jail..but killing a baby unborn yet...is ok?.
that's just sick..what's wrong with you people...you say do not kill..a human being..yet
you're all for abortion and ..."world peace"..yeah..pretty retarded...

hmm..and what else..oh yeah

racism he says..it does all pretty much go back to adam and eve..
we all came from them...so we're all same blood really..
doens't matter what our skin looks like, our features, etc.
we're all human..the same....

Monday, February 19, 2007

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:39:48 GMT

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."

"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart" "That's wonderful," says St.Peter, "that's worth three points!" "Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service." "Terrific!" says St.Peter. "That's certainly worth a point." "One point!?!!" "I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans." "Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.

"Two points!?!! "Exasperated, the man cries. "At this rate the only way I'll get into heaven is by the grace of God."

"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!"

Monday, October 16, 2006

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:07:09 GMT

I love life...^^ why?..only because God makes my life worth living

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:26:33 GMT

God made my Life AWESOME!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 22:47:25 GMT

Mint Tea...
You are Mint Tea!
Naturally sweet you have a happy-go-lucky attitude. The world is full of fun and wonder! Although you can be naive at times and quite aloof to your surroundings you know how to have good clean fun! Most people see you as cute and very gentle by nature and it is most likely true. You have a great outlook on life and you try not to let things get to you. Go you!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:40:29 GMT

> Children and The Church
>
> A little boy was attending his first wedding.
> After the service, his cousin asked him,
> "How many women can a man marry?"
> "Sixteen," the boy responded.
> His cousin was amazed that he had an answer
> so quickly.
> "How do you know that?"
> "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is
> add it up, like the Bishop said,
> 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
>
>
>
>
> After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy
suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister
when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
> "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on
Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than
to sit and listen."
>
>
>
> A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a
church service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who
passed trash against us."
>
>
>
> A boy was watching his father, a pastor,
> write a sermon.
> "How do you know what to say?" he asked.
> "Why, God tells me."
> "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
>
>
> A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon
dragged on and on.
> Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
"Mommy, if we give him the money
> now, will he let us go?"
>
>
> After the dedication of his baby brother in church, little
Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
> His father asked him three times what was wrong.
> Finally, the boy replied, "That pastor said he wanted us
brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"
>
>
>
>
> Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed
four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to
represent.
> "The Flight to Egypt," was his reply.
> Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary,
Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
> "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
>
>
>
> The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly
do you say prayers before eating?"
> "No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't have to.
> My mom is a good cook."
>
>
>
> A college drama group presented a play in which one
character would stand on a trap door and announce, "I descend into hell!"
> A stagehand below would then pull a rope,
> the trapdoor would spring, and the actor
> would drop from view.
> The play was well received. When the actor playing the part
became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place.
> When the new actor announced, "I descend into hell!" the
stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became
hopelessly stuck.
> No amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend.
> One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled:
> "Hallelujah! Hell is full!"
>
> This is the best one.
>
>
> A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap
> as he read her a bedtime story.
> From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and
reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
> She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
> Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
> "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time
ago."
> "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
> "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little
while ago."
> Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's
getting better at it, isn't he ?"

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 22:13:12 GMT

A good-looking man walks into an agent's office in Hollywood and says, "I
want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will
not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years. You will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER...The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope are a letter and a check for "$50,000. The agent is awestruck. Who would possibly sent him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed..."Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:36:49 GMT

WHOA!..i just found a poem i wrote....last year sometime...

tell me what you think>.>

"Walking alone in the dark
no one to hear, no one to see,
Just listening to the lies
he's telling me.

Conversating with the enemy
Listening to the pain,
wondering when someone will save me
but giving up, thinking it's never going to change.

Falling asleep bound up in chains
at the foot of the enemy,
Dreaming of that place again
but waking up in the same old bed.

Listening to the lies again
and wanting loved ones dead,
I got on my knees and started praying
drowning it all out of my head.

Looking up and seeing the light,
turning away from the dead of night.
Feeling the weight coming off my shoulders
I am no longer carying these big boulders

Running to God
and he runs twords me,
Takes me in his arms
and now I'm free.

Thanking God
Praising his name
realizing that life is not a game

Changing my ways
was the best choise made

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 20:21:34 GMT

MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...

ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE

1) That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah