| I know the team hasn't been all together in a long long while, and we'll probably never skate again, but team Bio isn't about the skating or the videos. Everyone is going their seperate ways, but Team Bio will always be the five most good-looking guys in the World.
Steve, the team comic - I'll miss you bro, Ben and I will for sure come down and see you, I hope you'll make the trip up to see us too. Please don't stop your xanga just because you're going off to college, it's the only way the rest of the World can understand what's going on inside your head.
Stewy, the team photographer - Stewy, what can I say? You and Steve were the only two guys who could crack me up with just the dumb looks on your faces. A lot of laughs will be lost, but all the memories won't. I hope to see you two all the time.
Ben, the team piss-ant - You're a lousy motherfucker, but I'll be seeing you plenty this fall, so you'll have time to change my opinions about you. Just kidding, bro, you've pulled shit off that I never saw coming. I know you're going far in life because of your amazing amount of "Ben luck". College is going to kick ass, but not as much ass as my room-mate.
Dan, the gay one - There's not much to say about the second best skater on the team. Except that you'll always be second best in everything you do. Of course, I'm kidding. Your the first best PIMP I know, the first person to jump in with a racist/homosexual joke, the first person I knew who never wears a shirt, and a first class person...I guess. I know I'll be seeing you and your bare chest a lot as well, so until next time, it's been awesome, bro.
Sam the good one - Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...I know we haven't seen you in a long time, but I know you're still there. And I hope you know that you're still a part of the team and you always will be. I know we've had our scuffles, but thanks for putting up with all of our insulting jokes. Just know that you were always the best and everyone else was shit. Thanks for all the good times, and I hope I will see you more than I do now. Good luck with everything, bro.
So go ahead and leave your comments about how gay I am, or don't leave any at all. It's sad to see such a fine group of gentlemen part, so I had to say my fill. Good luck everyone.
Yesterday, today, tomorrow, always,
~The Bandit~ |
