| "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
- Yogi Berra |
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| "I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on."
- Beryl Pfizer |
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| Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians! "It creates a hostile work environment." |
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| I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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| Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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