 - a man who just saw you naked:).
 - a sad man cause he didn't get to see you naked.
 - He has something in his eye.. duh.
 - I think he's just a fuckin' idiot.
 - He's gettin' it up the butt at the moment.
 - He stubbed his toe.
 - Closed his cock in the window, or zipped it in his zipper. :)
 - Hasn't gotten any in a few years.
 - Lost the condom/tampon and can't find it.
 - ... Just another fucking moron.
 - Is completely lost as to why his, left eye is bigger than his right.
 - Saw some/a boobs/cock.
 - GOT to touch some ones cock/boobs.
 - Uh... I believe he's dead.
 - Deffinetly a pot-head.
 - Fucking bored ass bum.
 - Got it with your mom last night.
 - Got it with your mom, dad, grandma, sister, AND brother last night.
 - Heheh I just ran nude and you missed it!
 - Heheh OOPS I did it again.
 - Kiss kiss biatch.
 - You know you love this.
 - I effing love you whore.
I GOT BORED, love it.
bah.
no one reads this.
wtf. | 
