- a man who just saw you naked:).

- a sad man cause he didn't get to see you naked.

- He has something in his eye.. duh.

- I think he's just a fuckin' idiot.

- He's gettin' it up the butt at the moment.

- He stubbed his toe.

- Closed his cock in the window, or zipped it in his zipper. :)

- Hasn't gotten any in a few years.

- Lost the condom/tampon and can't find it.

- ... Just another fucking moron.

- Is completely lost as to why his, left eye is bigger than his right.

- Saw some/a boobs/cock.

- GOT to touch some ones cock/boobs.

- Uh... I believe he's dead.

- Deffinetly a pot-head.

- Fucking bored ass bum.

- Got it with your mom last night.

- Got it with your mom, dad, grandma, sister, AND brother last night.

-  Heheh I just ran nude and you missed it!

- Heheh OOPS I did it again.

- Kiss kiss biatch.

- You know you love this.

- I effing love you whore.

I GOT BORED, love it.

bah.

no one reads this.

wtf.