| A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
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>sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
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>hear a blonde joke?
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>The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
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>voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
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>I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should
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>know ! five things:
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>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
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>2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
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>3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
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>karate.
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>4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional
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>weightlifter.
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>5. The lady to you right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
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>Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
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>joke:
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>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
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>"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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lol I love these jokes |
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| HAPPY SWEET 16th BIRTHDAY 2 ME!!!!(lol)
Vroom vroom!!!!!
Jaren
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| Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........
and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida...?????"
lol
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!"
well those r 2days blonde jokes hope ya enjoy em I thought they were funny lol
btw less than a month till my b-day!!!
vroom vroom
~Jaren |
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| Yay!!!! I'm done w/ finals! I took extra finals this week so I would not have 2 take them on Mon N Tues. I feel 4 all of u who still hav finals 2 take. N e wayz wat is every1 up 2 this weekend?
g2g ttyl
~Jaren |
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