i have a nominee for the "best come on line from a skeezy ross security guard" category:
(as i am leaving the store, he is at the door)
him: (he does that nasty head to toe and back look) "so, should i let you go, or should i keep you?"
me, (inner dialogue): 'get the hell out of my way you creepy bastard'
me, outloud: (nervous laughter and increased speed of walking)
ah ross...where the prices are low and so is the quality. but i love you still.
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