| One man's trash...... is another man's treasure!
so, i'm living in a dorm where we have community bathrooms. it's 1 am and my bladder is about to explode. i walk out of my room and head towards the restroom. there's some guy brushing his teeth, another guy taking a shower. it's chill. i walk over to use one of the stalls, "take care of business," and proceed towards the sinks to give my hands a good washing.
as i'm walking to the sink, i notice this big THING sitting next to a trashcan. i shake off my curiosity and wash my hands. on my way out, i take another look. LO AND BEHOLD, IT'S A FRIGGIN CHAIR! not just any chair! it's some sweet, stylish, contemporaryish, rocking chair! it reminds me of one of those gaming chairs that people use to play console games with.. but with (fake) leather! i look around to see if anyone else noticed this sweet find. i ask the guy who's brushing his teeth if the chair is gonna be thrown out and he responds with a "hmmmhrrhffhfrmmf" (much of it was lost behind the scrubbing of teeth). i look at it again and head back to my room.
i tell my roommate, jason, about the amazing find and he immediately runs out of the room, toward the bathroom, to check it out for himself. he, too, is bewildered at the sight of such an astounding chair forced to end it's life in solitude.
at first, we decide that there has to be something wrong with it for someone to throw it out. after a few minutes (actually, seconds) contemplation, jason bolts out the door again and comes back with the chair. so, now what?
our instincts tell us to try it out and see if it's all we imagined, but our mothers have taught us better than that! we bust out the wet wipes/disinfectant and clean every inch of that motha (it had been sitting in an ALL-MALE COMMUNITY BATHROOM next to a TRASHCAN for who knows how long?
so, now we have this sweet chair sitting in our sweet dorm room... with no one sitting in it  come over and visit. sit in "THE SUPER SEAT".
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| SNEAKY SNEAKYVERY VERY SNEAKY! WELL PLAYED, MY FRIEND, WELL PLAYED!
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| ________ on the job.
I feel like Mel or Jess when I realize I'm sitting here in the office looking at xangas instead of working.
(Not good)
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