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Friday, July 18, 2008

Where's Drakonskyr?

Forget Waldo.  Nobody cares.  Where's Drak?  You don't even have to look for him.  He's everywhere.

wheresdrak1

He's discriminating.  He's a hazmat kinda guy, and he likes the world to know!  When he's not at MickeyD's chowin' down on a Happy Meal, he's at the municipal dump looking for tidbits that Ahmadinejad might have left behind.  You never know when you might need large quantities of nuclear waste for that special somebody.

 

 

 

 

 

 

wheresdrak2

And what's a happy meal without an insane foreign despot to chow it down with?  Ahmadinejad wants the toy surprise.  Drak says nope.  Ahmadinejad says "Pull my finger."  We all know what happens next....

 

 

 

 

 

 

drak3

Your day's not complete without a trip to CBGB's with a gay  cowboy.   It puts "cowpoke" on a whole new level, but the punks are not impressed.  At least you got to leave together in the same ambulance.


Friday, June 27, 2008

All the Who's Down in Whoville...

Yes, yes, I know you're all disappointed that I don't post as much as I used to.  No, it's not you.  It's me...I swear.  No...really!  I really mean that.  It's me...all me...

You want me to be reactionary and piss you off.  Don't lie to me.  I know you do.  Then you'll either read my blog three times a day and pretend to ignore me or you'll chide me for not posting anything.  Which makes coming here three times a day pretty silly, I might add. 

Frankly, I'm tired.  Well, not really.  But it sounds good to say that.  What else could I say?  DMV is boring and predictable?  After more than two years, people, I'm really tired of belaboring the same points over and over and over and over and over again.  DMV is like a broken record.  I got bored with it all.  Seriously?  No, would I lie to you?  Of course not.

No, that's not it at all?  Then what is it.  I dunno.  I'll tell you the next time I come here, whenever that may be. 


Saturday, June 21, 2008

a Hut Hut Hut

I'll have you know that I interrupted my life to make this blog entry.  I hope you're satisfied. 

I might pick this up again when it gets cold out.  Until then, I hope nobody is waiting for me to say anything meaningful. 


Thursday, May 15, 2008

...for the moment...

Well, yeah.  Just stepped in for a minute, stepping back out shortly.  Let me say first that yes, I did read the comments.  Frankly I'm surprised.  I never once abandoned the idea of the FAQ.  One day there will be a FAQ.  However, it will not be today. 

Come now.  Let's forego the crap about cowardice and anonimity.  Leave me your phone number and the address of the house where you sleep at night and we'll continue the discussion from that point.  Otherwise ask not to whom the finger points.  The finger points at thee. 

I am prepared to take up the burden of this blog once again.  Somebody has to do it.  It may as well be me. 

You need to be careful what you ask for.  Do you folks really want me to come back in full force? 

 


Thursday, May 08, 2008

What Kind of Man Reads Drakonskyr?

   The problem with Frequently Asked Questions is that the ones that get asked the most are often vague and left of center to "the Point." So I'm going to bypass all the crap and get to the point.

   The problem I have with DMV is with his writing. He can put words together. But he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. I've already caught him, and more than once, talking like an expert about stuff of which he was completely clueless. Maybe that doesn't matter to you. But then did you ever really learn that not everybody that's willing to talk to you will tell you the truth? You don't care about truth. It's part of the price you paid for conformity. You wanted to fit in, and whatever it was you had to let go to be accepted, be it integrity or your virginity, you threw it off to the highest hand.

   One of the problems we have is that we have lousy heroes. Who the hell is there to look up to? Celebrities? Pardon me while I laugh like a hyena. We pay an awful lot of attention to celebrities. And these people are like---well---royally screwed up.

   DMV accused me of stalking him. But I stopped reading his blog a long time ago. Why is that?

   It's because he has nothing to say. What is he really saying? DMV says that life is meaningless, and then he gets pissed off about it. Go ahead and ask him what the meaning of life is. If he gives you an answer at all, it will be an off the cuff sarcastic jibe meant to distract you from the reality that he doesn't have an answer.

   And hell yeah. That's my most frequently asked question. And DMV has never answered it. He can't answer it. And he can't answer it because he doesn't know.

   What does DMV know about life? He's not happy. He'll be the first one to admit it. And he writes about it. All the time. Every day. His writing needs a disclaimer. Why? Because all of it, unequivocably, and I mean just about everything that he writes, is complete bullshit.

   Britney Spears' mom wrote a book right before Britney's Big Meltdown. It was a parenting book..you know...how to be a good parent and raise successful children. The publishing company never released it. I suppose you know why.

   Maybe Lynn Spears was a great mom. Maybe she wasn't. How should I know? But Britney was obviously a lousy kid. And whatever her motives were for writing the book to begin with, it's kind of obvious that just because your kid makes 7.1 million dollars a year doesn't mean you're a successful parent.  

   At least Lynn Spears had the balls to pull the book once she'd realized that everything she'd been saying was complete bullshit. At least she had the common sense to admit to herself that she didn't know what the hell she was talking about. DMV has an awful lot to retract. He's written an awful lot of bullshit, passed himself off as a mind gangsta, or tried to, at least. Personally, I never bought it. Did you? Did any of you actually believe anything that he wrote about himself?

   You didn't? Well, you're not as naive as I thought you were. You don't even need to read this blog. You've learned to think for yourself. You're ready to graduate! Yes you are! You don't need a FAQ. Nope. Not you. You don't need a FAQ when you're already asking the right questions. When you're already questioning the crap that people try to pass off as truth, or a plausible alternative to it.

   The biggest problem I have with DMV is really very simple. He's wrong about everything, and he can't admit it. And that's what I'm here for. That's what this blog is all about. No, it's not about him. It's about what he writes. So that's why this blog is here.

   The underlying philosophy behind DMV's blog sucks. Period. There's something better. But before you can look for something better you need to recognize that what you've already got is bullshit. And that's why I do this. So be thankful. 



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