Subject: Honda Ad
Date: Mon, 3 Apr 2006 14:21:31 -0700
You gotta see this ad.

Subject:  Honda Commercial
Read the info first, then watch the clip. And you thought those
people that set up roomfuls of dominos to  knock over were amazing.
There are no computer graphics or digital  tricks in the film.
Everything you see really happened in real time  exactly as you
see it.The film took 606 takes. (Holy cow!) On the first 605 takes,
something,usually  very minor, didn't work. They would then have to set

the whole thing up again. The crew spent weeks shooting night and day.
By the time it was over, they were ready to change professions. (It's
surprising they kept their sanity!) The film cost six million
dollars and took three months to complete.(Wow!) including full
engineering of the sequence. In addition, it's two minutes long so
every time
Honda airs the film on British television, they're shelling out
enough dough to keep any one of us in clover for a lifetime. However,
it is
fast becoming the most downloaded advertisement in Internet history.
(It's easy to see why!)

Honda executives figure the ad will soon pay for itself simply
in "free viewings" (Honda isn't paying a dime to have you watch this
commercial!). (That's clever!)

When the ad was pitched to senior executives, they signed off
on it immediately without any hesitation - including the costs. There
are six and only six hand-made Honda Accords in the world. To the
horror of Honda engineers, the filmmakers disassembled two of them  to
make the film. (That's beyond belief. This project was far beyond the
genius of Swiss watches!)

Everything you see in the film (aside from the walls, floor,
ramp, and complete Honda Accord) is parts from those two cars. The
voiceover is Garrison Keillor. When the ad was shown to Honda
executives,
they liked it and commented on how amazing computer graphics have
gotten.
They fell off their chairs when they found out it was for real. Oh, and

about those funky windshield wipers. On the new Accords, the
windshield wipers have water sensors and are designed to start doing
their thing
automatically as soon as they become wet.

Click on the link below or copy & paste.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4807397690444864476&q=bollywood+comedy&pr=goog-sl

check out the link...its hilarious.

hey guys, heres another random update but i wanted yall to check out these darwin awards for 2005. its pretty dam hilarious, or atleast i think so...

A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago, returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

A man walked into a Louisiana store, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

And my favorite:

The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast . The man, frustrated, walked away.

until next year..err..i mean until next time...peace

I am updating my xanga because of some friends of mine who actually READ THIS CRAP. lol sike lemme start by saying I hate my job. It is very boring, time consuming, and a pain in the ass. I work at Rite Aid as a pharmacy technician, and I am definitely interested in pursuing a career in pharmacy. However, the tasks that I do make it seem like there is no joy or pride in doing my work. But maybe its because there are a certain number of customers who weren't taught any manners when they were young, or are so ghetto I can't understand a single word coming out of their mouths, or just have multiple PMS attacks (yes men included). They yell and whine and raise their voices at me when I simply explain the right reasons for their complaints. Yet, I have to take all their shit and just listen, and at the end of it all, smile, say "Im sorry, Have a nice day."

 But then again, maybe I am being too judgmental and hasty in describing how my job is. It's only been about a month and a half, and there may be more exciting and prosperous times in the near future. Pharmacy is a very demanding field nowadays and I am really hoping that through hard work and dedication, I will be successful in my studies and Insha-Allah (God-willing) do well on my upcoming PCATS.

I think I have rambled enough for the day. This was a pretty serious post for me so let me lighten up your moods with my joke of the week:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

I AM UPDATING A POST IN THE SAME WEEK!!!!! WOWW!!!!   haha.. I just wanted to post up my joke of the week. This is a recycled old joke but it reminds the American citizens what kind of a douchbag president we have.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?