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TheSolderingIronOfJustice
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Name: Josh
Country: United States
State: Hawaii
Birthday: 6/12/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: I like hubcaps. I like laundry. I like waffles. I like ant farms. I like recess, picnics and eatin' pork and beans. I like tin foil and bow ties. I like cardboard and moon pies. When I'm soakin' in the bathtub, I like shooting submarines. Shooting submarines. I like Snoopy. I like Droopy. I like Charles Nelson Reilly. I like Hee Haw, Fat Albert and I also like corn. I like cornflakes, corn dogs. I like corn bread and corn starch. I like to bang corn and pop corn. I like all kinds of corn, all kinds of corn. I like egg rolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs. I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumpin' on the bed. I like Popeye, Pip-eye, Pup-eye, Poop-eye, Peep-eye, Olive Oyl and Bluto and falling on my head. Falling on my head. I like... And Big Foot and Yanni. I like Veronica and Betty. Don't call me Jughead. I like Dumbo. I like gumballs and rum balls. I like cheese balls and cheese cake. I like pineapple upside down cake. Why is it upside down? Why is it upside down?
Expertise: Parallel parking.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Hospitality
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  pumpkinshrap84
Member Since:
8/4/2004
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| I don't even use this thing, but this is ridiculous - pierce the tongue?!!?!? Are you kidding me?
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| Well, I finally gave in.
And it's because I'm a Xangaholic.
I enjoy reading other people's Xanga's. Some make me laugh, some make
me think, and some make me better appreciate the mysterious ways that
the good LORD works in, through, and for His people.
So let's be honest: this is just a selfish investment. I can be a subscriber, reader, and occasional poster.
Umm, to make this "worthwile."
If I lived in the Wild West days,
instead of carrying a six-gun in my
holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way if some smart-aleck
cowboy said something like, "Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron!"
and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just
say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The Soldering Iron of
Justice." Then everyone would get real quiet and ashamed, because they
made fun of the Soldering Iron of Justice. And I could probably hit
them up for a free drink.
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