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5/19/2005
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Celebrities That I Confuse (#5):
 
MARIA BELLO
I know her most for playing the
unobtainable girl that the nerd
somehow obtains (AKA "my own
unobtainable dream"). This was likely
William H. Macy's dream come true
when he got sexed up as the titular
character in Wayne Kramer's
underrated The Cooler. And speaking
of titular, we get to see Maria's "Bellos"
in an awkward sex scene in Cronenberg's
A History of Violence.
VERA FARMIGA
Speaking of director Wayne Kramer,
this cutie was in the even-more
underrated Running Scared (if you
have not seen this, rent it NOW). Now,
typically this girl wouldn't really make
me look twice, but damn is she sexy
in her roles. In The Departed, after
realizing that you never try to understand
the mind of an Irishman, this "shrink c*nt"
was swooned by the incredibly badass
Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio).
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Girls, girls, girls...
Whew, time for a cold shower.
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Celebrities That I Confuse (#4):
 
JASON BATEMAN
Although it's now much harder for me
to mistake Jason Bateman (as he has
made quite a name for himself), I think my
early confusion was driven by the fact
that these guys both had parallel, popular,
yet ill-fated shows on FOX. Jason was
on Arrested Development. He played
Michael Bluth, the guy who only made
pop-pop with four women in his life.
NATHAN FILLION
The lead actor on the overrated Firefly,
I don't know if Nathan did anything
else besides the fun B-movie, Slither.
Speaking of Firefly, I even had Jason
and Nate confused with another cast
member from the show...
ALAN TUDYK
Looking now, I don't know what the
hell I was thinking... Looks more like
Lance Bass mixed with that redhead
from Salute Your Shorts and
Terminator 2.... Oh well, my confusion
probably just came from the fact that
I never watched Firefly (overrated,
remember?).
P.S. Alan was also on an episode of
Arrested Development (coincidence?).
And how about that Adam Baldwin?
Firefly = overrated confusion**
So there you have it- My most roundabout CTIC column.
Be prepared for more of these, as I already have
a couple more actors and actresses lined up!
**A girl that I currently dislike loves Firefly.
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