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Name: Elam and Ezekiel
Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
Birthday: 8/26/1901
Gender: Male
Interests: Milking, plowing, sowing seed and selling drugs,guns and other illegal substances
Expertise: Milking the cows and plowing the fields
Occupation: Marketing
Industry: Manufacturing
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Member Since:
11/30/2003
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| hello...just to let you all know (if anybody reads this and/or cares) I'm gonna stop posting on this site (not like I did that often anyway) but just letting you all know...I started this site with a friend of mine as a joke and yeah it just got kinda lame but hey it was alright for a good laugh or too (and its only funny if you used to be amish or have some type of relationship to them) which by the way I myself am not amish but both of my parents were when they were younger...so i still have a ton of amish relatives (family reunions are awkward when everyone knows you and you have no clue who they are) but whatever now im rambling and no one actually cares anyway so Im just gonna go....so whatever | | |
| well naw....we're back up from florida for the winter...stayed down in pinecraft with my cousins Sam and Rebecca Stoltzfus...me an elmer played a bit of shuffleboard every once in awhile...we only played bout 8 hours every day...then we went down there to yoders and got some supper but I gotta go shovel manure naw....i enjoy shoveling in the middle of the night.... -Elam Yoder | | |
| Well naw...unfistendy...dats bout all I can say naw....unfistendy...if it aint been a terrible long time naw since i used dis here computer...but i think i still know how to work this here contraption...oh naw i i fugured out how to upload dem der photo-graphs...this one here mah cousin Amos done took when we brothers werent paying no attention at all... Amos up and left our church couple years back...he went sod on us naw....its just terrible naw...how he can just up an join the english...the bishop said we hast ta shun him but we still talk to him all the time naw...how else do ya think we got dis here computer workin...oh and i do declare...the bishop would have a cow if he came and amos's car would be in the driveway...he almost went and caught us chust the other week...unfistendy...it was terrible close...but amos stuck it in the barn and waited till he up and left...now anyway amos snapped this here photograph....with dat der dig-i-tal photo-graph machine...dats me Elam der on the left...and in da middle thur is elmer....mah younder brother...and the last one der is ezekiel...the oldest out of da whole 14 children...im the fifth...with nine boys naw...and six girls...me an elmer an ezekiel all live on da same farm naw...and grow corn...we grow just loads of corn naw....its terrible hard work...and nawadays in da winter when its cold out we like ta build furniture...we make all sorts of chairs an cabinets an chests...oh elmer is da best carpenter outta the lot o' us...but im terrible good with a pitchfork and plow...so its alright naw...well I best be goin naw...I shouldnt be stirrin at such a late hour but i don heard betsy mooin n almost woke up the whole county...so i came out to see what all da hollerin was about....twasn't nutin more than a possum...so i grabbed my pitchfork and speared da little bugger...well I better go get him cookin awhile...we're gon have a good breakfast tomorrow...well be safe naw and enjoy the holidays...remember to keep yur horse well-fed and keep em warm for all the long buggy rides...well I'll talk to younns later naw... -Elam Yoder | | |
| well hey naw...its been a terrible long time naw since I done updated dis here contraption...I tell yous somethin...it chust aint as easy as it used ta be naw ya know...me and the brothers like to keep busy wit all da chores on da farm...i mean it aint easy being plain amish folk naw...yous all gotta be up at dawn ready to milk the cows...and fed the chickens...and plow the fields ya know....it chust aint the easiest thing to do ya know...i mean unfistendy...theres chust sooo much ta do....and the bishop aint to happy with me either...i mean chust the other day he stopped by the farm and caught sadie mae without her covering on....and boy did he raise such a fuss....unfistendy...it was terrible loud...dey even heard him down at the zook farm...making such a bracket....and then to make things worse he went and seen the power line runnin into the back of the barn down der by da creek...and boy did he just make such a gumach...unfistendy...we almost went and got da whole family shunned...it was chust a terrible big deal...but we repented and took it down till his buggy went roun' da corner...dats why I aint been on this here com-poot-er thingamajig too often naw...it chust aint as safe as it used ta be...but i gots ta go clean out the barn naw...me and elmer gots ta get ready cuz we're havin the church service at our place this weekend...well I better be heading to bad naw...gotta get a good 4 hours of sleep naw...I guess I'll be tryin' to update this here thing more often naw...but I gotta go for naw...hope ya'll stay safe...dont be driving reckless wit dem buggies naw... -Elam Yoder | | |
| unfistendy...its been a long time naw, aint it...time just flies by terrible fast when yur on the farm...I chust aint been able to update as often as i should naw...the bishop found the internet cable connected to our barn naw...and boy did he raise quite a fuss...he almost had us shunned naw...but we used his old shoebox full of pore-nog-rah-phi magazines that we found in that der buggy o' his as blackmail...and boy did he keep quiet awful fast...but odder den that...der aint been too much goin on around the good ol' yoder farm...cept my neice went and got hitched last saturday...and unfistendy did she ever have a terrible worldly wedding....see my younger brother raymond was shunned an dats whose daughter it was gettin hitched...and i about culdnt believe how those english let their children expose themselves like that...it chust aint right i tell ya...and chust the other night i went and seen jacob zooks buggy...an some english heathen went and covered it in shaving cream an toilet paper....unfistendy whats the world comin to...it chust aint right
well I guess I'll be seein yous later on....dis is Elam Yoder | | |
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