1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
My room.
2. Who are you in love with?
Someone who I ain't saying.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Of course, I'm only human.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yes
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
A month ago to get a new Suit Coat.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
that I am.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Good lord, my van isn't worth a happy meal.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Last week when I went over to Moorhead.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope
10. Are you hot?
Hell yes.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Green Tea
12. What are you wearing right now?
Shorts and my "Shakespear got to get paid, son" shirt.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Was my car.
14. Last food that you ate?
An English Muffin.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
Jared's apartment.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
My "Shakespear got to get paid, son" Shirt.
17. When is the last time you ran?
Today
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I watched a boxing match today.
19. What is your favorite animal?
Sloth.
20. Your dream vacation?
Montroux Switzerland.
21. Last person's house you were in?
Jared's apartment.
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
I had a concussion when I was 4
23. Have you been in love?
Not real love.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yup.
25. Last play you saw?
Assassins.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My deep, husky voice.
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Sitting here watching Man Vs. Wild.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Megan Johnson.
29. Next trip you are going to take?
Going to the U of M on Aug. 1st.
30. Ever go to camp?
Nope
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Nope.
32. What do you want to know about the future?
Will I be able to punch out a horse.
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yup. I smell like Bruce Campbell
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Yeah.
35. Where is your best friend?
In my pants.
36. How is your best friend?
Lonely.
37. Do you have a tan?
Hell no.
38. What are you listening to right now?
Muse.
39. Do you collect anything?
Comics and playing cards.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Your mom.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Two years ago. I also got a $100 ticket.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
What kind of a question is this? yes, yes I have.
43. What does your last text message say?
Like How?
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Yes.
45. Last time you took a shower?
Three years ago next September.
46. Do you need to do laundry?
Nope.
47. What is your heritage?
Norwegian and Italian.
48. Are you someone's best friend?
I hope so.
49. Are you rich?
Not even close.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Air Guitaring to Queen.