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Name: Beni
Country: Germany
Metro: Frankfurt
Birthday: 2/28/1987
Gender: Male


Interests: Pie, chocolate mousse, assorted baked goods, japanese architecture, pointless knowledge, cooking things besides frozen foods, more pie, anime, taking long walks in the rain by myself while listening to music, taking long walks at night on the beach, former evil dictators and evil penguin dictators with those long twirly mustaches!
Expertise: Eating pie, eating pie related treats, being a nutter, finding something funny at the wrong time and place, amassing a military of non-existent "chemically" altered penguins, being lazy, being a drama queen, thinking on my feet, using my feet to think, voice manipulation, helping people in my own weird way, and zoning out in the middle of a conversation.


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Member Since: 1/11/2005

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Friday, January 12, 2007

I want to be a couch


Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Life is, hmmm, divine as of late.
I got my surround sound system setup, so I just mulch about enjoying noise. Everything is clean, took me about 3 hours, but I got rid of 9 garbage bags worth of stuff. Everything is sparkly clean, cept for the piles of photo albums and books. Need to buy a book shelf I suppose. Nuff space for it now.
I took 5 days off work and went to Tofino, lovely times. Fumiko visited, I hung out with Ryan, I got lots of clothes.


I'll be moving into the small bedroom within the week, once I paint it.
I discovered I had -5 cents in my bank account. I had to use all my christmas money, a credit card, and all of a paycheque to cover rent. But damned if I didn't pull it off. Haven't eaten anything beyond old frozen bread for a few days, but I'm happy. Just happy! I don't know why.
I have no money, but I can dance around the living room being carefree and singing at the top of my lungs, nothing can take my mood away once that nonsense begins.
"ZIIIIiiiiGGGYY played guitar, JAMMING GOOD WITH WIERD AND GILLY, AAAAAND THE SPIDERS FROM MARSSSS"
-Beni covering Bowie, cover thy ears.
I haven't played videogames in a few weeks, I don't know why. I try to, then I just read or something.
Sometime this month I'm getting satellite tv. Pat is gonna give me the spare box, and split another cable to it. So I get god knows how many channels for free. I'll probably just use the movie channels only hahaha

I was leaning on the window sill, smoking and watching cars flash by. When of all things, a raccoon just suddenly plopped down in front of my face. Inches apart, seperated by glass, I waved to it.
It jumped back ran up a tree. It was cute looking, in a 'I am going to kick your furry ass if you touch my garbage bag' sort of way.

I like this carefree style I have going now. My job is easy, pays decently. Might quit if the other places call me though, they'll be better for my personality.

Anyway, I'm gonna go read a book and listen to the Beatles and Bowie. I need to buy a two way USB cord tomorrow, then I can hook my laptop into the speakers.

Sorry for the boring update, I just felt like typing nothingness before I went to bed hahaha


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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Song Title Survey
YOU
Are you male or female?:Man, I feel like a woman
Describe yourself.:I feel pretty, oh so witty
Age::Don't tell and we won't ask
Eyes::Chemicals
Hair::Blood
Style::Reading Rainbow
Single or taken?:Take Your Mama
Religion::Run! Run! Run!
DO YOU...
Smoke?:Under the Gun
Drink?:Waiting for You
Do Drugs?:Smoke Two Joints
Have sex?:Ready, Steady, GO!
RIGHT NOW...
What do you want to be?:The Perfect Drug
Where do you want to be?:Paradise City
How do you feel right now?:Consumer Whore
Current mood::Coma
Where do you live?:Devil's Dance Floor
DESCRIBE...
Your childhood::Falling for the First Time
Your past::Feel Good Inc.
Your present::Crazy Benny
Your future::Filthy Gorgeous
Your school::Fuck Authority
Your home::Demon Days
Your hero::Darling Nikki
DESCRIBE YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE...
Angry::If You Want Blood
Happy::Desecration Smile
Sad::Shutup and Smile
Depressed::Dust N' Bones
Excited::Sin Sin Sin
Aggravated::Build God then We'll Talk
Scared::Skinned
RANDOM EXTRAS
How do others see you?:Let Me Entertain You
Describe what love is.:Right Next Door to Hell
Describe how you love.:Date Rape
What would you ask for if you had just one wish?:War All the Time
What do you think of drugs and alcohol?:The Brilliant Dance
If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?:Well That Was Easy
How do you feel about life in general?:You Won't Succeed on Broadway
Share a few words of wisdom.:Don't Get Lost in Heaven
Any final words?:It's the End of the World
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Gah, can't sleep lately 0_0


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA *coughs* AHAHAHAHAHA

Ya, I rock.
Nothing like wrecking the house when your half asleep, eating waffles for all your meals, and playing videogames for 16 hours straight, and then deciding to eat breakfast at 7pm



The job hunt just took an amusing twist, thanks to my father, he somehow made me look at it in a funny angle.
"Well they want lots of housecleaners in West Van..."
"Sadly, half my resume involves cleaning crap up after someone..."
"...and you know...rich cougars..."
"You're a horrible father, I'll look up numbers now."

shortly before

"Gah, I need a pipe, gots me drugs but not smokey tool"
"Well, you have lots of free time, learn to roll joints"
"hmm"
"and no comments about my parenting"
"would never dream of it, mind if I buy all the rollies with the card?"
"Ya go for it"



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