Greetings from the Production Staff of "The Luminesse",
This is Erin aka Mini Incan Princess Audrey, here to update everyone with the current news:
Cast of Characters:
Audrey-Incan Princess
Kelly-Incan Princess
Erin-Mini Incan Princess Audrey....didn't sign treaty, does her own stunts
Holly-Junior Audrey
Luara-christin's stunt double
Christin-laura's stunt double
Elizabeth-Incan Princess
Bob-One of NON,audrey's stunt double as well as kelly's, hehehe, *note to self* buy red and blonde wigs
Ryan-One of NON...didn't sign treaty, does his own stunts
Nick-One of NON
Nathan-One of NON
David-One of NON....didn't sign treaty
Story Takes Place In:
Present Time
Luara's House
Audrey's House
As well as this for you all:
Basic Plot:
(and an overview of major points....cuz if i don't write them down i'm lost)
On top of all of this fear, we have the drama or crushes....and fights...yeah....fights.....many difficult topics are adressed in this movie....such as....ummm...."Nathan vs. Bob"....we know who will win this......and "Audrey vs. Christin"......hahahahahahahahahahahaha......anyway......and the eternal pranks of Nick, bob, ryan and erin, hehehehe....and ummm.....what else....OH yes....laura will try to chase off fear with songs starting with "I am a C....I am a C...." and flapping her arms while jumping......and screaming...there will be lots of screaming from 2 of the girls.....*cough*lauraandchristin*cough*......another way they chase off fear is by planning weddings....hahahahaha....many weddings.....OH YES, and many butt whooping at Risk, hehe, yes, Risk...
As opposed to being scared of the dark, due to unusual circumstances (until i think of something else....it's becasue they...ummm.....are afriad of it....yeah) these 5 girls (i say 5, because the guys don't realize what "lurks in the darkness", and erin is quite content to use it to her advantage to scare laura...and christin....hell, she'll scare anyone she can.....)fear artificial light. That is when "they" can get you..."they" being the ummm.....monsters and stuff....yeah....that works....so yeah....it's spring break....laura and audrey's parents both (and thier little sisters: sarah and lana *llama*) gone to ummm......they've gone to......uhh.....a joint family reunion....yeah.....until i think of something better that works....haha.....and laura and audrey fake sick to stay home....yeah....that works too....so we all deicde to spend the night at laura's house the first night, girls upstairs and guys downstairs.
UPdate: April 6, 2004
the "they" that lurk in the artificial light are.....drum roll....OLD LADIES WITH KNITTING NEEDLES!!!.....*screaming in background*...yeah, you can thank audrey for that one, i was wondering what we would do about the "bad guys"...so thank you audrey, i was going to use hobos, but well, that would scare me and audrey just a little too much....hehe....
and that is it for now...... all materials are copyrighted and protected, written by Erin Baezner, offical scribe, lawyer and hitwoman of the Incan Empire and Tri-Throne Productions |