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Interests: The tables shall be turned...the unknown shall be explored...the light switch shall be turned...on? You just thought you knew where evil lurked...well think again...you'll think twice before you plug that night light in. K.E. Nailgun gives it "two thumbs up" and Frankfurter and Co. say "it is truly horrifying. . .the light at the end of the tunnel never looked scarier"
Expertise: Starring: The Incan Princesses also with The Jr./Mini's, Pizarro, NON, and "da blonde". Casting by Incan Princesses and Co. Script by Mini Princess Audrey w/ the help of "everyone else" Lights/music/special effects by Mini Princess Audrey Historical accuracy by The Incan Tri-throne Dead Guy #1 by Pizarro Background screaming by "da blonde" and Laura Jr. Catering by the Incan Grill Stunt doubling by NON Any actualy historical or factual similarity with actual persons, places, or events is not completely coincidental and might actually be based on actual occurences. No llamas were harmed in the making of this motion picture.


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Tuesday, May 25, 2004

The Production Staff would like to apologize to any of you who read and were offended by recent comments made on this site. Comments made by individuals do not reflect the views, beliefs, or standards held by the Production Staff here at Tri-Throne Productions. We are currently taking the necessary precautions to best handle the situation. Thank you for your time and tolerance.


Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Greetings from the Production Staff of "The Luminesse",

       This is Erin aka Mini Incan Princess Audrey, here to update everyone with the current news:

 

Cast of Characters:

Audrey-Incan Princess

Kelly-Incan Princess

Erin-Mini Incan Princess Audrey....didn't sign treaty, does her own stunts

Holly-Junior Audrey

Luara-christin's stunt double

Christin-laura's stunt double

Elizabeth-Incan Princess

Bob-One of NON,audrey's stunt double as well as kelly's, hehehe, *note to self* buy red and blonde wigs

Ryan-One of NON...didn't sign treaty, does his own stunts

Nick-One of NON

Nathan-One of NON

David-One of NON....didn't sign treaty

Story Takes Place In:

Present Time

Luara's House

Audrey's House

 

As well as this for you all:

  

Basic Plot:

(and an overview of major points....cuz if i don't write them down i'm lost)

On top of all of this fear, we have the drama or crushes....and fights...yeah....fights.....many difficult topics are adressed in this movie....such as....ummm...."Nathan vs. Bob"....we know who will win this......and "Audrey vs. Christin"......hahahahahahahahahahahaha......anyway......and the eternal pranks of Nick, bob, ryan and erin, hehehehe....and ummm.....what else....OH yes....laura will try to chase off fear with songs starting with "I am a C....I am a C...." and flapping her arms while jumping......and screaming...there will be lots of screaming from 2 of the girls.....*cough*lauraandchristin*cough*......another way they chase off fear is by planning weddings....hahahahaha....many weddings.....OH YES, and many butt whooping at Risk, hehe, yes, Risk...

As opposed to being scared of the dark, due to unusual circumstances (until i think of something else....it's becasue they...ummm.....are afriad of it....yeah) these 5 girls (i say 5, because the guys don't realize what "lurks in the darkness", and erin is quite content to use it to her advantage to scare laura...and christin....hell, she'll scare anyone she can.....)fear artificial light. That is when "they" can get you..."they" being the ummm.....monsters and stuff....yeah....that works....so yeah....it's spring break....laura and audrey's parents both (and thier little sisters: sarah and lana *llama*) gone to ummm......they've gone to......uhh.....a joint family reunion....yeah.....until i think of something better that works....haha.....and laura and audrey fake sick to stay home....yeah....that works too....so we all deicde to spend the night at laura's house the first night, girls upstairs and guys downstairs.

 

UPdate: April 6, 2004

the "they" that lurk in the artificial light are.....drum roll....OLD LADIES WITH KNITTING NEEDLES!!!.....*screaming in background*...yeah, you can thank audrey for that one, i was wondering what we would do about the "bad guys"...so thank you audrey, i was going to use hobos, but well, that would scare me and audrey just a little too much....hehe....

 

and that is it for now...... all materials are copyrighted and protected, written by Erin Baezner, offical scribe, lawyer and hitwoman of the Incan Empire and Tri-Throne Productions


Wednesday, March 31, 2004

                        **PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

For the sake of clarification, the purpose of this site is for the documentation of the creative process of the Thri-Crown's original production of The Luminesse. All members of the porduction team will have full access to this site so they can record, document, and brainstorm as we go through the intricate process of making this movie. I chose Xanga mainly because well...I can't hire a camera crew to follow us around while we make it...

Anyways, if you consider yourself a part of "the team" let me know...and I'll give you the password. Thank you for your time.

~The Production Staff


Friday, March 26, 2004

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                     An Original Tri-Throne Productions Motion Picture

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