| Meeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwww.
So, Logan and I went to Six Flags yesterday. We saw David, Katie, Michael, and Tia there. I was like, "Whoamg what's up!!!"
Haha, so alot of stuff happened at Six Flags.
While Logan and I were standing in line for Scorcher, there was this weird guy with crazy-looking eyes. The following is the general conversation that ensued:
Guy: "Yeah, I'm here with my dad and sister, and I was supposed to be keeping up with my sister, but I lost her like, five hours ago. Oh well, she's old enough to take care of herself. She's 15."
Guy: "Hey, today's my birthday. I'm 21. How old are you guys?"
Us: "15."
Logan: "I can't wait till I turn 16 though, so I can get my license."
Guy: "When I was your age, I couldn't wait until I turned 18, so I could buy porn I'd been looking at since I was 14."
And then....
Guy: (to me) "Hey, you look like one of those crazy, quiet guys that knows martial arts and is gonna use it to kill everybody in the school."
Me: "Well, I don't know martial arts."
Guy: "Aha, so you're gonna use guns, then?"
Me: "Nah, swords are much more stylish."
And then the attendant lady was like, "This ride has been temporarily delayed. If you wish to remain in line..."
So Logan and I were like, "Fuck that, let's go ride Goliath."
Yeah, then we got away from there and Logan was like, "Well, at least we got away from that crazy guy."
Over the course of the day, I saw that guy in the same line I was in three different times: Scorcher, Goliath, and Acrophobia.
Speaking of Acrophobia, while I was standing in line for that, I heard this shrill screaming...the most high-pitched squeal I had ever heard in my entire life...and when the thing came back down, it was a guy producing it. I laughed.
While walking, Logan and I saw these two large, stuffed dogs sitting on a table. Needless to say, Logan got as far away as he could while I placed one of the dogs behind the other in a humping position. XD Then I ran to join him and we sat and watched as people passed by, either laughing or going "Oh my God!" Eventually, though, the people whom the stuffed dogs belonged to realized what was going on, and the prick got up from the table next to the dogs and removed the one dog from the arse of the other.
Haha, going down The Ride Formerly Known As Deer Park Plunge (I don't remember what it's called now), Logan and I acted like retards for the camera. I am quite convincing as a retard. XD
Hm, while riding Goliath, I'm pretty sure my drool splashed onto the guy behind me.
And while riding Ninja, I'm pretty sure I almost broke my collar bone.
Okay, last but not least...the total pwnage on Thunder River. Logan and I were pretty much the only people on our boat who were not African-American. Anyway, of course everyone else was freaking out about getting wet, because...hey, I know this is a stupid stereotype, but it was true for this group...but black people don't seem to enjoy water at all. Anyway, before I go on, I must tell you that Logan and I have a history with Thunder River: we have never gone on Thunder River together WITHOUT getting stuck under the waterfall. That streak was broken this time, but we paid a price for it. I'll tell you about it...now. You see, somehow, the boat in front of us got stuck, so we passed them...and then they caught up to us after getting unstuck, and that gave birth to a series of unfortunate events: 1) Other boat bounces of wall, hits us, makes us bounce against other wall. 2) We bounce back, hit other boat, bounce back again and get caught in the corner. 3) Other boat literally shoves us back in order to pass us, but it doesn't entirely work out. 4) Other boat gets stuck in the other corner, and we go backwards a little. 5) You know those pipes that spray the water into Thunder River? Well, tell me...what are the odds of this following thing happening? 6) Our boat got turned so that my back and Logan's back was directly facing the spray pipe. 7) The boat backed up into the spray pipe. 8) The jet of water hit the boat and sprayed our backs for about 30 seconds or so, soaking us, and totally making up for us missing the waterfall. We got pwnd by Thunder River.
Haha, but you know what was great? The little black kid that was on the boat with us wound up getting pwnd by the exit line of Thunder River. The little fucktard was running after his equally fucktarded sister, and naturally, wet shoes + fucktard + running + wet concrete = fantastic little spill for said fucktard. That totally made my day.
Oh, one thing I almost forgot to mention was Monster Plantation...aha, my favorite ride. Logan and I got on the boat, and during the course of the ride, I discovered that I'VE GOT SKILLZ! I had plenty of coins in my pocket..soo...you know the monster that is playing that trumpet thingy and sticking his tongue in and out of it? I tossed a quarter from the boat and it went right into the trumpet. And I scored directly into the mouth of one monster. And that little wooden stand thing that says "Hit the Human" and has one human on the ground and the other standing up...I tossed a quarter and hit the one laying down in what would have been his nuts, had he been real. I got genuinely scared at one point on the ride. As many times as I've been on it, I never noticed until yesterday that there's a giant snake hanging from the ceiling. >.< I almost cried. Ahaha, then Logan got freaked out, because I threw a quarter at the fat, purple sheriff guy from literally 20-25 feet away....and then it bounced right back into the boat. Logan: "What was that?" Me: "The quarter bounced back into the boat." Logan: "Holy crap!" Ahahahaha, good times, good times.
Anyway.
Hopefully, if Logan isn't working with his dad tomorrow, he and I will be going to hang out with Starla somewhere. And if he is working tomorrow, perhaps it'll be myself and Starla hanging out somewhere. Or maybe all those plans will fall through completely. Who knows? >_<
Speaking of Starla, she and I are becoming pretty good friends. I talked to her on the phone for about four hours the other night. (No, it's nothing like THAT...just some friendly talking, and me assisting her with something. ^_^) <~That was directed at those of you who assume too much. 
Oh yeah, and Kayla's party Saturday. Yayayayayayayayay. 
Well, I'm sick of writing.
Therefore, this entry shall receive death. *Kills entry*
Goodbye. |
