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| Tales from the Craigslist
Need Hermaphrodites for band with "interesting" backstage experiences
Reply to: comm-413576922@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 12:11PM EDT
Hermies needed to fill my band. I have tranny roadies in line and a BGLAD fan base already established for my originals.
Please be semi-attractive, proficient at your respective instrument,
open for a certain level of sexual contact, and willing to show off
your "assets" on stage while performing. After gigs, fans will
"perform" for, on, or in you.
Responses with photos get first priority and auditions. Please do
not tape prosthetics onto your body in an attempt to join this band. I
am sure responses will be high in numbers and people will do anything
to join, but please, legitimate hermies only.
Thanks!
- Location: DC Area
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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| TALES FROM THE CRAIGSLIST
I want to meet a man who has been to prison - 19
Reply to: pers-363177792@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-29, 4:01PM EDT
I dont know why, but i think it would be cool to meet a guyw ho has
been to prison, someone sweet and nice but with that edge. I am a fun
girl, just moved up here with my family and would love to meet some new
cool people. I know this country is whack and that most "prisoners"
dont dserve it. Anyway i am short, skinny and cute, blone hair, hazel
eyes. If you are interested let me know...this is so bizarre, lol
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| TALES FROM THE CRAIGSLIST:
Any Taylor guitar owners out there?
Reply to: comm-312878406@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-16, 12:17PM EDT
I just bought a 2007 Taylor 814ce acoustic-electric this weekend. It
has to be the best acoustic guitar I have ever played. Does anyone else
out there have the same model who would like to share their thoughts on
this great guitar or Taylor guitars in general? Thanks!
- Location: Arlington, VA
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 312878406
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| On Bathing at Home, Sharing a Bathroom with Two Sisters
Eleven goos of different hues
In bottles in the shower.
My only hope: to find some soap,
The searching leaves me dour.
I tear through sea salt scrubs, but bare
The cupboard is of Ivory
Or Irish Spring, the very thing
That helps me act convively.
It's all for what- this coconunt
And apple-butter inkiness?
Without my soap, there is no hope
Of overcoming stinkiness.
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| I only know like ten famous actors, but one of them's George Takei.
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