*FARTS LOUDLY*

I'm sorry but that never gets old. Wats up kiddos. Not much here. I dont have much time to right so i'll give you the crack-addict view of the happenings this weekend. I went up to University Park with my uncle, my cousin, and Bernie for a Penn State game. It was crazy cool. Fires are fun, but i'm no pyro. But that's pretty much all that happened this weekend. I'd get into what went on during the week cause i know i havent been on since september 11th, but i just dont have that much time to get into. college does kick ass in its own way though. so yea, maybe i'll find time during the week to get yall caught up. I do believe this will now go down in history as the shortest glass of Milk i have ever served up.

Later Days.

~Milky~

Minnesota Vikings Record: 0 - 2

Maryrose: "If a ###### were to move into this development, could they get away with not wearing any clothes?"

Krystle: "No, that would be illegal."

Maryrose: "Hmm ... then would it be illegal for us to wear clothes in a ###### colony?"

Currently Watching Shark Tale (Full Screen Edition) By Will Smith, Robert De Niro, Renée Zellweger, Angelina Jolie see related

*FARTS LOUDLY FOR LONG PERIOD OF TIME*

Does this make up for all the days we've spent apart? College can do this to a guy. I'm sorry for my absence, but i've been incredibly tired .. like i'm constantly being pumped full of heroin ... you know how it is ... if you don't just ask Tori, she knows what that's like.

Just kiddin laydee.

So I'm sure you're all anxious to hear about my collegiate level adventures. What's college like? It's like high school on crack. Especially FLC, where you go to class if and only if you feel like it, do work if and only if you feel like it, and no one keeps track. Ever. And since we're on the subject of high school I guess I have to give a shout-out to the makings of my new clique, some of whom are FLC alumn like myself. So here we go: Sofia, Jenny, Latasha, Magdala, Chrissy, Pedro, Andrew, Daisy, Enio, Sarah, Theresa, Johnson, Beegee, Jasmine, Huma, Melinda, Lorraine, Raju, and many more to come .. I hope........

So yea, thats been taking up most of my time. That and writing my story. Which is good I think. I'm a be real mad if that doesnt get published cause I'd a wasted all that time for nothing. And I'm also working on a song, which will be a XANGA EXCLUSIVE so keep an ear out .. if you care, which you a-holes prolly dont.

And I'm sorry but i cant remember anything really important to tell you .. i'm so tired i cant remember my week. I can tell you i'm having fun at college, i have an inkling that Sarah's gonna be my first college girlfriend,and i'm going to a PennState game this weekend with my unlcle, my cousin, and Bernie, and that'll be fun. Oh, and I'm back in the football pool. Oh and I cant think of a Quote of the Day. Sorry. I know how much you look forward to them. Maybe next time.

Later Days.

~Milky~

By the way, PLEASE COMMENT!! I keep gettin subscriptions but no comments! Your feedbacks the only reason i keep up with this damn thing so please dont let me down. Thank You.

Currently Reading Live from New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live By Tom Shales, James Andrew Miller see related

*FARTS LOUDLY*

Guess whos back .... back again ... Milky's back .... without flem? Wats up general public. Not too much going on here. Just got back from vacation. It was a whoopin and hollerin good time. We went to Atlantic City and Ocean City and Hershey Park and such... Also the Capitol Building and Indian Echo Caverns which in an actuality is much cooler than they sound.

So atlantic city ... hung out with my nana. lol. i'm not a huge fan of the whole atlantic city shabang. The only upsides are the hotel pools and the boardwalk. I hate the beach cause it's gotten so intolerably nasty over the years and the hotel and casino smells of an odd mixture between cigarette smoke and old people.... disturbing really.

Ocean city .... couldn't even make it to the boardwalk without LOSING MY ####### WALLET!!! What the ####### hell! I was so pissed off! Now, one-hundred and ten dollars might not seem much to the redneck rich children of the suburbs with the nice houses and cars who stop by my xanga every so often, but that's a ######## of money to me. Oober pissed. But besides that Ocean City was cool ... did the piers of course. And i got a book called "Live from New York". It's a whole bunch of interviews by the directors, producers, writers, cast members, and hosts of Saturday Night Live, talking about the shows history. Very fascinating. Oh and I also went on the Gravitron for the first time in my life in Ocean City. Like my permit, I'm a little late ... but #### you i lost my wallet so bite me. ... All my money and pictures AND my college ID. I better not have to take another one cause that picture actually made me seem attractive.

And Hershey Park was cool. I went on a bunch of fun rides and bought a bunch of fun chocolate. The Capitol building was cool too. Lol, we were in a tour group with a family that came here from india, and i know i shouldnt laugh, but it was just so funny how people from other countries are so .. mesmerized by our government. Yea i kno, not funny Jay, there are countries going through opression... Well guess wat? None of those countries lost there ####### wallet!! Bite me.

And that just about sums up my vacation. I'm once again talkin to sophia, just not about u kno what. I havent talked to rasheeda in a while, not for lack of trying mind you. But yea thats it. Sorry it's been so long. I know you all missed me. Later Days.

~Milky~

Me on a sign I see while driving down the highway. "Did that sign just say 'Fuddruckers'? Whats 'Fuddruckers'? A restaurant? It sounds like a swear word ... wait, let me see... FUDDRUCKER!!! ... Yeah that definitely feels dirty..."

*FARTS LOUDLY*

Wats up my general public. Not much here as always. Much of life is made up of cleaning and what have you. Love life remains nonexistent, but u kno the milkman, he's always got something up his sleeve. Magician-like maneuvers.

This weekend ... well it happened, but besides that nothing eventful. Monday was boring as well. I got my learner's permit yesterday!!! wahoo! yea, i know ... 17 and finally getting ur permit no big deal. Well, it is to me so suck it bitches!!!

I wanna go to the movies........ Not really a story behind that i just do. Whoever wants to try and go to the movies call me. We'll see ...... i dunno. Four Brothers. Something. Anything.

Till next time, Later Days.

~Milky~

"So I ask the guy, 'Why is he so racist?'. Know what his response was? 'Well, uh, he grew up on a farm.....' A farm?! What kind of an excuse.. Was this a racist farm? The cow's like: jeeeeeeeeeeewws! The sheep: blaaaaaaaaaacks. The chicken: bawk-bawk-bawk-MEXICANS!!!"