Currently Reading Live from New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live By Tom Shales, James Andrew Miller see related

*FARTS LOUDLY*

Guess whos back .... back again ... Milky's back .... without flem? Wats up general public. Not too much going on here. Just got back from vacation. It was a whoopin and hollerin good time. We went to Atlantic City and Ocean City and Hershey Park and such... Also the Capitol Building and Indian Echo Caverns which in an actuality is much cooler than they sound.

So atlantic city ... hung out with my nana. lol. i'm not a huge fan of the whole atlantic city shabang. The only upsides are the hotel pools and the boardwalk. I hate the beach cause it's gotten so intolerably nasty over the years and the hotel and casino smells of an odd mixture between cigarette smoke and old people.... disturbing really.

Ocean city .... couldn't even make it to the boardwalk without LOSING MY ####### WALLET!!! What the ####### hell! I was so pissed off! Now, one-hundred and ten dollars might not seem much to the redneck rich children of the suburbs with the nice houses and cars who stop by my xanga every so often, but that's a ######## of money to me. Oober pissed. But besides that Ocean City was cool ... did the piers of course. And i got a book called "Live from New York". It's a whole bunch of interviews by the directors, producers, writers, cast members, and hosts of Saturday Night Live, talking about the shows history. Very fascinating. Oh and I also went on the Gravitron for the first time in my life in Ocean City. Like my permit, I'm a little late ... but #### you i lost my wallet so bite me. ... All my money and pictures AND my college ID. I better not have to take another one cause that picture actually made me seem attractive.

And Hershey Park was cool. I went on a bunch of fun rides and bought a bunch of fun chocolate. The Capitol building was cool too. Lol, we were in a tour group with a family that came here from india, and i know i shouldnt laugh, but it was just so funny how people from other countries are so .. mesmerized by our government. Yea i kno, not funny Jay, there are countries going through opression... Well guess wat? None of those countries lost there ####### wallet!! Bite me.

And that just about sums up my vacation. I'm once again talkin to sophia, just not about u kno what. I havent talked to rasheeda in a while, not for lack of trying mind you. But yea thats it. Sorry it's been so long. I know you all missed me. Later Days.

~Milky~

Me on a sign I see while driving down the highway. "Did that sign just say 'Fuddruckers'? Whats 'Fuddruckers'? A restaurant? It sounds like a swear word ... wait, let me see... FUDDRUCKER!!! ... Yeah that definitely feels dirty..."