ALLRIGHT EVERYBODY, QUIET DOWN!!!

Sit anywhere for now, ill make the seating chart later. Get out your drill books and do todays drill. SHOW YOUR WORK. Pass your summer homework to the end of your row. Now for my class youll new a seperate binder, with 5 dividers one for class work, home work, projects, drills, and notes. You will also need 3 #2 pencils and blue, black, and red ink pens.

HAHAHAHAH thats right motherfuckers, its back to school time. Get ready to crack open those text books and dive into some public school education. Come on you rember, 5 lunches, new freshmen, mrs. hemis, the morning announcements, the nerve racking tone of the late bells, all that shit.

But i know, this year is going to be "diffrent" then all the other ones. Were going to go to school, get good grades, do all that shit right? Just like every year, until about halfway threw 2nd quater.

Be sure to tell BAHS that i said to go suck a dick, and i hope that everyone there drops dead.