Third_from_the_top's Xanga

Friday, October 12, 2007

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:25:18 GMT

I was rereading posts just remembering different times, and these made me laugh/chuckle.

12/11/06

A Poem to Xanga

Roses are red... (only if your unimaginative)

Violets are blue... (especially when sad)

If I had more time... (doubt it will happen)

perhaps I'd spend it with you... (probably not)

8/9/06

(Fear me as you would a six dollar gallon of gas)

11/29/05

(Exerts from last month's meeting (MIM) "So for the basic membership fee we get how many potatoes?" "NO, NO SCOTTISH PEOPLE!!!" "What do you mean there were no chickens left" "YOU BROUGHT TOFU!!!... JUST DIE, RIGHT NOW, DO IT, DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH THE BAGPIPES"

So in about two years I’ve written three funny things (At least I think their funny)

At that rate every eight months I’ll write something funny on here, so check back….. Sometime next june’ish. Sound good?

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:40:30 GMT

Papers are a pain in the tooshie.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:37:31 GMT

Spread the joy.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:57:41 GMT

Guess what. I finally have a car again.

This is a moment of tremendous joy.

It is a toyota camry, runs good, 4 cylinder, 98 thousand miles, a/c works, power windows.

Only problem so far is that the car is the '89 model, and therefore older than me. But thats not a real big problem ( I don't discriminate based on age).

And the 27th is going to be the first day of school for me.

So the first part of this message is yea!!!!

And the second part is not so yea.

Oh well, enjoy the last few weeks before school starts y'all.

Matthew

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 15:28:56 GMT

hmmm lets see...

18, Check

Old enough to now buy things I don't want, Check

High School Diploma, Check

Having grad party, Check

Having a wonderful time at party, Check

Volley Ball at party, Check (every party should have v-ball in my opinion)

Waking up late, Check (and it is niiiice)

Job, Check

Minimum wage job at food store, Blech

Main driving vehicle, Mini-van (blech... but it is cheaper.. but still blech)

Having the ability to to drive 8 people in said car, Still not cool

Having working limbs on body, check

Using said limbs to shovel loads of dirt, Check but a pain in my tushy and other areas

having a nice cool house to go back to after shoveling, Check

being board and posting on Xanga, Check

realizing that I still have four more years of school, Check

Realizing I have to pay, Check

(please pardon this interruption while matthew goes to check travelocity for ticket prices so he can go hide in mexico)

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Thu, 17 May 2007 22:44:39 GMT

So I'm 18 now.... wierd.... And the worst part is that I didn't get any cake today.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:32:50 GMT

I despise sod... or least picking it up and noticing that the bottom smells like a "bottom". Blech.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 22:55:15 GMT

We are here today in rememberance of one of the the best of us. She will be remembered dearly, we are all so sad.- I am... so sad, destitute to see her gone... (sniff)... I can remember last being with her, I didn't even say good bye. The last thing I remember was runing away from her in the rain... (sniff- sob- ). And than she was gone...

Forever-ever-ever.

Oh Betsy Blue... where has the time gone we were only together for a few short months, but we made the best of them. I know in the morning you could get grumpy, and when it's below freezing I understood the loud and pitiful squealing sounds you made... But at least than you made noises, for me- for you- for us...........

Bye-bye Betsy (Baby) Blue Buick. You weren't one of those ditsy cars, you weren't beautiful, but you were mine. You were my audiance for my opera shows, you were my companion for my moods, and you were wonderful.......... because you were mine.

Anyway my Buick was totaled on the way home from school. Going about 25 mph before I started to slide off the road. The road was icy, nobody was hurt.... and that dang pole doesn't even have a mark on it (dag'um can't even go down in flames when I'm going down- dag'um)

Here are my thoughts sort of at the time:

(Elevator music)Da-duh-da-duh-da-dee... This is annoying I'm going really slow, why's it gotta be so icy.... Okay now turn slight left.... ahem car? left! Okay were sliding, um uh-oh, thats a pole... still sliding.... dag, i'm gonna hit a pole, that stinks, ugh... I don't wanna hit a pole, hitting poles with cars is not good for said cars... BUMP. Well that wasn't that bad.

(5 minutes later) Uhm... The left tire is pointed left and the right tire is pointed right... That's probably not a good thing. Right?

(Couple days later) I guess broken steering rods or axles or whatever they are, are expensive when broken. (well at least I was never emotionally attached to that thing......

Much

Bye bye Betsy. Catch you later on the flipside girlfriend.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 23:08:21 GMT

Have fun with this...

Question:

Who would be the King of the midgets, the tallest one or the smallest one?

( a friend of mine got his teacher off topic for half a peroid with it)

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 13:49:31 GMT

I thought this was funny. Its a gingerbread man singing the blues.

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=32729ede3caa5c0d365febc7d1a0e63e.1624458&cache=1