| Ok Keepin this short. YAG is amazing i love it with all my heart and being Gov. is gonna be amazing. If you haven't already...go to www.texasyag.com check it out it says Ft Bend it really is for anyone. Join the message boards get involved make it awesome love all you guys state was amazing!
† Governor Admire
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| Well...Youth and Government...stress. I know that all of you are wonderful mathmeticians so you put them together. Also any prayer and or support of any kind would be greatly appreciated. For the few uninformed, Youth and Government is/could possibly be stressful
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| LIKE OMG!!!!!!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!
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† <-------- That is a cross my friends!
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| For all of you out there that complain of lack of substance in my last post, I am here to assure you that help will come. Just not today. In another recent discovery it has been proven that along with Michael's uncanny laziness a group of three young men have been known to have developed another amazing skill. This skill is the lack of focus, and these young men are Caleb, Defo, and Michael.
Now i know that some of you will say, "Michael how is lacking focus a step forward?" To which i would respond, "My dear sweet friend, when you cannot focus, you cannot work, and if you cannot work you cannot expend energy, thus preserving your life and enlongating the time that you will spend on this earth."
This my dears is the purpose of evolution, enlongating life.
Also because the three of us developed this amazing skill there will now be a triple rule of the world. With me taking North and South America, Defo getting Asia, and Caleb getting Europe and Africa. So all the world will HEIL!
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| NEWSFLASH:
It has recently been discovered that I Michael am the next step in evolution. This discovery was made by me today while i was searching for food units to fulfill my hunger. While looking through my cabinets and other food holding spaces i found a box of unopened crackers. Now most normal people would have proceeded to open the box and consume said crackers. But I my dears have developed a new skill in evolution. It is called laziness. Instead of opening and eat crackers to fill my belly i simply decided that opening the box was too much work and then proceeded to place the box back on the shelf. Now some of you might ask: "But Michael how is this a step forward?" To which i would reply: "Think of all the energy you would save by not over exerting yourself for things like food." It is quite simple really. The extra energy would provide so much that after a few generations man would not even need to eat. We will simply roll around and save energy.
Now because I the great and powerful Michael hath discovered and developed this skill, i expect all of you to bow down to me and become my slaves.
HEIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAWR!
If you read all of that congrats you will get something special in my new dictatorship if you skimmed it i will probly execute you.
Love,
Your loving and lazy dictator!
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