For all of you out there that complain of lack of substance in my last post, I am here to assure you that help will come. Just not today. In another recent discovery it has been proven that along with Michael's uncanny laziness a group of three young men have been known to have developed another amazing skill. This skill is the lack of focus, and these young men are Caleb, Defo, and Michael.
Now i know that some of you will say, "Michael how is lacking focus a step forward?" To which i would respond, "My dear sweet friend, when you cannot focus, you cannot work, and if you cannot work you cannot expend energy, thus preserving your life and enlongating the time that you will spend on this earth."
This my dears is the purpose of evolution, enlongating life.

Also because the three of us developed this amazing skill there will now be a triple rule of the world. With me taking North and South America, Defo getting Asia, and Caleb getting Europe and Africa. So all the world will HEIL!

Your Furer