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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Mister Birthday: 8/3/1987 Gender: Male Interests: update xanga... only when I feel like it Expertise: Chinese... Laugh... HAHAHAHA Occupation: Other Industry: Other Message: message meEmail: email me Website: visit my website AIM: MastaWuIsHere MSN: AlanYunLunWu@hotmail.com Member Since: 12/16/2004

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Monday, December 19, 2005

Ok I did this just for you Katie, LOL!

Two names you go by
1. Alan
2. Yun-Lun

Two things that scare you
1. Failing
2. Stress

Two of your everyday essentials
1. eat?
2. sleep?

Two things you are wearing right now
1. a blue shirt
2. Nike shoes

Two things you want in a relationship
1. Trust
2. Sharing

Two Truths
1. I need to study harder!
2. Spice Girls is my favorite girl group

Two things you hate
1. Stress
2. Being too soft

Two physical things that appeal to you
1. Face
2. Body

Two of your favorite hobbies
1. NBA
2. Music

Two things you want really bad
1. Always be happy
2. Peace

Two places you want to go on a vacation
1. Australia (correct spellings?)
2. Spain

Two things you want to do before you die
1. Be rich
2. Have kids...

Two ways that you are stereotypically a chick/guy
1. Video Games
2. Axe

Two things you wouldn't normally admit
1. I sing Spice Girls' songs in the shower
2. I don't take shower on daily basis

Two people I would like to see take this quiz
1. Jim
2. Joe

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Generally
Generally who?
General Lee is my officer!

12:21 PM - 16 eprops - 12 comments - email it

Monday, December 05, 2005

Yep, I guess I'll update...

Ok, I guess it's time to tell you some crazy things that happened a week ago in my math class... LOL it was so hilarious that everybody laughed their butts off...

Ok, my math teacher was teaching, and there was this random guy who stood up and tried to leave (the room was quiet but the teacher's noise, so I think that's why the teacher caught him), so let this conversation begin:
teacher: "Where are you going?"
this guy: "Home? Why?"
teacher: "I wonder why, we still have 15 minutes left"
this guy: "But I just sharted..."
teacher: "You what?"
this guy: "It smells..."
teacher: "Wait, what did you say?"
*laughters...*
teacher: "Whats so funny?"
some guy: "Well, he mmm... his pants"
teacher: "Alright quiet down guys, let's continue with the lecture"
*laughters...*
that guy: *leaves and closes the door on his way out*

LOL I mean WTF man? why would you even use that word in front of the teacher, I mean come on... just say that you have to go to the bathroom, seriously.. and plus, why did he say that he was going home? LOL wtf... Well, he didn't return, so I guess he really sharted... because when he pass by me on his way out I smelled something funny... so... just to let you know

Ok one more thing, this is for Mack cuz I feel like to recite this:
The best Basket-Joke ever...
MK: How can we play basketball without a ball?
AB: Can you go home and get it?
MK: Nah man I'm too lazy to walk
AB: Then Alan, you go home and get one
AW: So if I go home and get one, will you stay here?
AB: Yes I'll stay here
AW: Are you serious?
AB: Yes I'm serious
AW: Are you really serious?
AB: YES, I'm REALLY serious
AW: OK then, that's great, BYE
AB: OK BYE
MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AB: hohohohohoho
Funny Mack?
Why the heck did you laugh your a** off man?

Ok I don't feel like to write more cuz I'm lazy so I guess I'll end this right here with the basketball joke...

Knock Knock
Who's there
Mary Lee
Mary Lee Who?
Mary Lee Mary Lee Mary Lee Mary Lee life is but a dream...

edit ---

Someone told me to list good female singers on my xanga (you know who you are), so I'm gonna list it... well I'm bored anyway so...

3LW
Aaliyah
Alanis Morissette
Alicia Keys (one of my favorites!)
All Saints/Melanie (too bad they are not coming back.../the best singer in the group)
Anastacia
Ashanti (hot and has good voice!)
Avril Lavigne (one of my favorites!)
Barbra Streisand (old school female singer!)
Belinda Carlisle
Brandy
Celine Dion (one of my favorites!)
Christina Aguilera (one of my favorites!)
Christina Milian
Ciara
Cyndi Lauper (old school!)
Destiny's Child/Beyounce (the best singer in the group is Beyounce)
Diana Ross (old school!)
Dido
Donna Summer (old school!)
Enya
Faith Hill
Fiona Apple
Go-Go's (old school!)
Gretchen Wilson
Gwen Stefani (her old stuff are good)
Janet Jackson (One of my favorites, old school!)
J. Lo.
Jessica Simpson (WAYYYY better than Ashlee)
Jewel
Kelly Clarkson (one of my favorites)
Kylie Minogue
Leann Rimes
Lee Ann Womack
Lisa Loeb
Lisa Marie Presley
Liz Phair
M2M/Marion Raven
Madonna (SO GOOD! Probably my favorite!)
Mandy Moore
Mariah Carey (good and old school!)
Martina McBride
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Michelle Branch (one of my favorites)
Milli Vanilli
Mya
Natalie Merchant
Nelly Furtado
Norah Jones
Pat Benatar (old school!)
Paula Abdul (for sho!)
Pink
Rachel Stevens
Sarah McLachlan
Shakira
Shania Twain (YAY! Maybe the best female country music singer)
Sheryl Crow (VERY VERY GOOD!)
Spice Girls (My favorite girl group, hopefully they'll make a comeback!)
Stacie Orrico
Tammy Wynette
Toni Braxton
Vanessa Carlton
Vitamin C
Whitney Houston (REALLY GOOD!)
Xscape

and I think that's all

No knock knock joke today, sorry...

10:42 PM - 8 eprops - 4 comments - email it

Friday, November 04, 2005

I guess I'll update since I'm stuck with hw... I mean... I haven't update this in a long time, so why not?

Ok, it's another ordinary week of college, ya know? Same stuff, same people... and definitely same jerks and same losers. What else should I say? I really have nothing much to say... man I lost my interest of updating this crap, I don't even know why I am updating this crap... anyway...

Oh yeah, NBA season has started, let me shout to the best Chinese B-Ball player ever YAO MING!

Ok bye

Knock Knock
Who's there
Yoga
Yoga who?
Yoga what it takes!

12:35 PM - 12 eprops - 9 comments - email it

Monday, October 10, 2005

Yep, I haven't update this in a while...

I just don't think it's fun to update anymore... but I'll still update once in a while...

yeah anyway... BYE!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?

2:42 PM - 10 eprops - 6 comments - email it

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Yeah I guess I'll update since I'm stuck with my hw...

Dang... haven't had enough sleep these days because of some sort of unpleasant things... but oh well at least I don't have to wake up like I used to do... hehe...

Anyway, I don't know Why I am updating... I mean I really don't have much to say... well actually I do, but what I mean by that is that I am too lazy to type everything because I'm still doing my hw and I don't have much time because this freakin assignment is due tom. before class, ARGH...

Alright I guess I will end it right here with a knock knock joke...

Knock Knock
Who's there
Candy
Candy Who?
Can Dee come out and play?

12:14 AM - 10 eprops - 6 comments - email it

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